Why the USA must invade Canada

10 – We wanted the better side of Niagara Falls.
9 – We were tired of our much-better-weather.
8 – Hoping to figure out how functional government works.
7 – Looking for a good plate of Poutine.
6 – Couldn’t believe there was anything outside the US and needed to go find out.
5 – Wanted to take back our movie business from Vancouver.
4 – We need cheaper medication than we can get here.
3 – Cannot stand the thought of there being a bigger mall outside the US.
2 – To liberate the poor fools from the ruthless oppression of their British overlords.
1 – OIL!

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