I began to decelerate however the site visitors was extra stationary than I assumed.”
“I pulled right into a lay-by with smoke coming from below the bonnet. I noticed the automobile was on hearth so took my canine and smothered it with a blanket.”
Q: Might both driver have performed something to keep away from the accident?
A: Traveled by bus?
This Norwich Union buyer collided with a cow. The questions and solutions on the declare type had been:
Q – What warning was given by you?
A – Horn
Q – What warning was given by the opposite get together?
A – Moo
“I began to show and it was at this level I seen a camel and an elephant tethered on the verge. This distraction induced me to lose focus and hit a bollard.”
“On method to the site visitors lights the automobile in entrance out of the blue broke.”
“I used to be going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I misplaced management.”
“I did not assume the pace restrict utilized after midnight”
Q: Do you have interaction in motorcycling, searching or every other pastimes of a hazardous nature?
A: I Watch the Lottery Present and hearken to Terry Wogan.
“First automobile stopped out of the blue, second automobile hit first automobile and a haggis bumped into the rear of second automobile.”
“Windscreen damaged. Trigger unknown. Most likely Voodoo.”
“The automobile in entrance hit the pedestrian however he acquired up so I hit him once more”
“I pulled away from the aspect of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.”
“The opposite automobile collided with mine with out giving warning of its intention.”
“I collided with a stationary truck coming the opposite method”
“A truck backed by means of my windshield into my spouse’s face”
“A pedestrian hit me and went below my automobile”
“In an try and kill a fly, I drove right into a phone pole.”
“I had been looking for crops all day and was on my method residence. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my imaginative and prescient and I didn’t seethe different automobile.”
“I used to be on my solution to the physician with rear finish hassle when my common joint gave method inflicting me to have an accident.”
“To keep away from hitting the bumper of the automobile in entrance I struck the pedestrian.”
“My automobile was legally parked because it backed into the opposite car.”
“An invisible automobile got here out of nowhere, struck my automobile and vanished.”
“I used to be thrown from the automobile because it left the street. I used to be later present in a ditch by some stray cows.”