Top Ten Christmas One Liners

1. What do you call a broke Santa? Saint – NICKEL – LESS.
2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
3. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
4. Where does Santa keep his money? A snow bank.
5. Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
6. What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
7. What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
8. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
9. What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night and
10. What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimmey? Use Santa Flush.

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