1.My Mom & Father taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you are going to kill one another, do it exterior. I simply completed cleansing."
2.My mom & father taught me RELIGION.
"You higher pray that may come out of the carpet."
3.My mom & father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"In case you do not straighten up, I will knock you into the center of subsequent week!"
4.My mom & father taught me LOGIC.
" As a result of I stated so, ! that is why."
5.My mom & father taught me MORE LOGIC.
"In case you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you are not going to the shop with me."
6.My mom & father taught me FORESIGHT.
"Be sure to put on clear underwear, in case you are in an accident."
7.My mom & father taught me IRONY
"Preserve crying, and I will offer you one thing to cry about."
8.My mom & father taught me concerning the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9.My mom & father taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you take a look at that grime on the again of your neck!"
10.My mom & father taught me about STAMINA.
"You may sit there till all that spinach is gone."
11.My mom & father taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours appears as if a twister went by way of it."
12.My mom & father taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I advised you as soon as, I’ve advised you one million occasions. Do not exaggerate!"
13.My mom & father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"We introduced you into this world, and we will take you out."
14.My mom & father taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Cease performing like your (father) or (mom)!"
15.My mom & father taught me about ENVY.
"There are tens of millions of much less lucky youngsters on this world who do not have great dad and mom such as you do."
16.My mom & father taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Simply wait till we get residence."
17.My mom & father taught me about RECEIVING.
"You’ll get it while you get residence!"
18.My mom & father taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"In case you do not cease crossing your eyes, they’ll freeze that method."
19My mom & father taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; do not you suppose I do know when you find yourself chilly?"
20.My mom & father taught me HUMOR.
"When that garden mower cuts off your toes, do not come working to me."
21.My mom & father taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"In case you do not eat your greens, you may by no means develop up."
22.My mom & father taught me GENETICS.
"You are similar to your father or mom, whichever was speaking it was the opposite one."
23.My mom taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you suppose you have been born in a barn?"
24.My mom taught me WISDOM.
"Whenever you get to be my age, you may perceive."
25. And my favourite:My mom taught me about JUSTICE.
"Someday you may have children, and I hope they end up similar to you!"