Tagged: Penis

A British teen painted a 60ft long penis on his parents’ roof

His parents were oblivious.

It stayed there for a full 12 months–until a passing helicopter noticed it.

The pilots found out the address and then notified the local newspaper. Who then notified his parents. Most of us would be dead and grounded forever.

But the parents were good sports. His son was overseas when they found out. (Source: Teenager’s 60ft painting of penis on parents’ roof spotted in space. Weaver, Matthew)

His father said, “When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off.”

Too much masturbation! Concern about the dangers of masturbation was not the sole remit of the Victorians

In the old days when knights were bold, imagine you are a young man living in Britain in Victorian times, and you went to a doctor complaining that you were feeling stressed, tired, anxious, irritable lately, and after the doctor ask some embarrassing questions about your sexual habits and if you have been honest with your answers -it comes with a diagnosis of spermatorrhea.

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Now you get more anxious to know what is espermatorrea? (If you know how to pronounce it), and what it does? The doctor looks into his eyes and said: Too masturbation!

The disease defined as “the excessive discharge of semen caused by illegal or excessive sexual activity, particularly masturbation” by the Journal of the History of Sexuality.

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Who discovered? “In 1758, Swiss physician Samuel-Auguste Tissot reported this disease. He had published his theory about the devastating effects of self-stimulation. It claimed- masturbation and nocturnal emissions are more terrible than smallpox because he stole the body of sperm – carrying vital energy “.

By the Victorian era, everyone believed that nocturnal emissions, masturbation considered characteristic of the disease. They had to stop these nocturnal erections (wet dreams) and limit the people of masturbation. (Obviously those who had no self-control). They had to find a way, they built this medical equipment called – jugum penis (German) – also known as a “ring Impurities in.”

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It is an anti-masturbation device- There was a serrated metallic rings mounted on the base of the penis of a notch of the screw or a clip. Any erection cause pain that serrated teeth cram into the penis. These treatments were needed vicious-looking? Masturbation was considered a serious threat to the physical and mental health, leading to weakness, folly, and maybe even death.

Imagine in 2019 you went to a doctor and complain about feeling a little tired and it gives you a metal ring with sharp teeth and had to wear it every night – and it stings an erection to de- erect (Ouch! Ouch ouch). Fear not, they do not.

Celebrating fertility and the “power” of the penis – This is also called Shinto fertility festival

How about we book a day to worship the penis? Well, that is what the people of Kawasaki in Japan have made; they decided to celebrate fertility and the “power” of the penis.

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It is also called Shinto fertility festival of Shinto beliefs of use of the opening of the nature and deliberate simplicity. Shinto is a Japanese religion, it emphasizes ritual practices to execute diligently to establish a connection between Japan and present its ancient past. This interesting ritual takes place annually on the first Sunday of April, with all sorts of phallic ongoing activities.

There is also a mikoshi (portable shrine) parade many giant phallus noon. Transvestites men wear “Elizabeth Mikoshi” pink offered by a drag queen club called Elizabeth. The high profits from the event go in search of HIV.

Here are some backstory. Kanayama Shrine was popular with sex workers of local tea houses praying for protection against sexually transmitted diseases. Two gods of mining and blacksmiths, and Kanayamahiko Kanayamahime, are entrenched in what may seem quite unrelated phallus. But the Japanese legend says they healed the Shinto goddess Izanami after she gave birth to a god of fire. People prayed for STDs, birth regarding etc. because of this myth. Another story tells of a devil fell in love with a woman and hidden in her vagina, biting the penis of her husband newlyweds twice. She then sought the help of a blacksmith, who made him a metal phallus. He broke the teeth of the devil and sent it for good. They later enshrined in Kanayama shrine as a kind of commemoration.

Apple’s new and improved iPhone 11 PRO camera, cockfishing will be easier than ever

Apple released the iPhone Pro 11 September 10, 2019 and of course it came with a number of new features, including improved camera. The new phone has three wide-angle camera lenses (wide, ultra wide angle and telephoto) allowing the user to capture four times the scene. It also provides better images in low light material and is perfect for taking pictures of dreamy landscapes.

Man Gets Grounded By Father-In-Law – “Many will say this post is fake and I really wish it was”

However, not everyone uses the new high-tech device for taking pictures of sunsets. Some have discovered that he, uh, other uses such as … improving your penis size.

Cockfishing is basically the younger cousin of catfishing. A catfish is someone who uses a different identity for their online persona, but cockfish use penis shots amended to make it bigger than it actually is.

The new three-lense camera of the iPhone is a possibility, but it is not only possible using the new iPhone. If you have not had a chance to update yet (or you are an Android user), small objects can be used to make the penis look bigger by comparison. Of course, there’s always Photoshop and other image editing applications too.

The man who took out 10 inch penis in shop to prove he wasn’t stealing – He’s Just Well-Hung

A man was charged with shoplifting after staff reported a ‘bulge’ suspect in his jeans – just to transpire that the pants were not full of stolen items, only your penis 10 inches. Casual.Window fitter Steve Whitehurst, 47, was shopping at Scotts Menswear in Stoke-on-Trent with his girlfriend Mandy Shenton, 46, and her 18-month-old grandson.

When he went to the cashier to pay the £ 400 ($ 494) of the objects he had chosen, the store manager confronted him about the lump, and claims that he was forced to demonstrate the safety of what actually I was packing.

Steve said: “Her tight jeans on that day and there was a lump, yes, but that is not illegal can not help what I’m done . “The director started arguing with me. She would not let him go. I kept telling her it was my penis.

“Eventually I dropped his pants in front of everyone and I stood there in my underpants and said, ‘Look, I have nothing to hide’. “But that does not satisfy went on to say. ‘What’s that lump?'”

Steve, who says that often have to roll up their virility, said he had to go into a cubicle with a male security guard to show what was behind the mysterious mound in his jeans. “I dropped my boxers shook his head and ran out and spoke to the manager heard him say, ‘Please tell me you have something down there,’ and the guy said, ‘No’..”

Recalling shopping trip last Sunday as the “craziest experience of my life ‘, which has already filed a complaint to the company.Girlfriend Mandy said: “It was so humiliating What Steve did was disgusting.”.

The director who accused her of shoplifting Steve was ‘holiday’, with sources saying he never asked Steve exposed, accusing him of being ‘aggressive’ staff he said.

One witness said: “The staff had good reason to suspect him.

“He was picking up and dropping a lot of items.

“They found an electronic tag that is missing on a jacket that was tested and then saw a large bulge in his pants.

“When cornered him became very abusive.

“Then he dropped his pants, but the bulk was much smaller than the staff remembered Nobody asked him to go to a cubicle to reveal himself -. He did willingly”

Some facts about Circumcision : Pros – Benefits – Procedure

Circumcision is a medical procedure that removes the foreskin of the penis head, exposing the glans. Although its exact origin and intention are still being debated, when it has become common in the English-speaking world (19th century), it was actually used to reduce sexual pleasure and as a deterrent to masturbation, once thought to many mental and physical illnesses.

But the medical benefits of circumcision came into question in the 1960s, when the research community came out against it, saying that there was no clear medical benefit and the risk of severe blood loss, the infection or death was high. This resulted in a decrease in circumcised men. In the US, circumcision rates in hospitals fell by 64.5% in 1979 to 58.3% in 2010, but around the world, only about 33% of men are estimated to be circumcised.

  • The first circumcisions may have been carried out 15,000 years ago.
  • It is relatively common in the United States (U.S.) but less common in other western countries.
  • Circumcision of a newborn takes 5 to 10 minutes.
  • An adult circumcision procedure takes around 1 hour and recovery takes 2 to 3 weeks.
  • Circumcision may reduce the risk of developing HIV and other health problems.
  • Judaism, Islam, and a number of other religions advocate circumcision.

Straight Men Have Transexual Fantasies : The Secret Taboo

It is a strange fact that many men who identify as heterosexual admit their fantasies about transsexuals or male transvestites preoperatively or postoperatively, while they have no attraction to homosexual or heterosexual men. This attraction is known as gynandromorphophilia, although it is generally expressed in crude pornographic terms as an interest for “women”, “girls with cocks” or “girls”.

According to gay journalist Daniel Harris, who has spent time as a drag-queen, such an individual is easy to understand as “an opportunist who is willing to ignore the imperfections of disguise for the sake of a good pipe, that he has “The sexual vine, as everyone knows, is administered more expertly by men than by women.”

Few studies have been conducted on this phenomenon, although a study by Northwestern University suggests that 51% of respondents who admitted to having attracted transsexuals attracted to them were considered heterosexual. While for many, the attraction for transsexuals was expressed by a sexual desire distinct from their heterosexuality, for some it was the central part of their sexuality. One study cited a heterosexual man interested in trans women, who attributes his appeal to “an exoticism, a singularity, which can not be obtained elsewhere. Their sexuality is very unique in the sense that they are both men and women and that they are neither men nor women. For me, it’s my fascination. ”

The study of the phenomenon poses a major problem: many transsexuals rightly oppose to be classified as “fetishistic objects“. attracted to us, but why does society oblige us to justify this attraction in the first place. I think the question arises because people have already prejudged that being sexually or lovingly attracted by people like me was perverse and immoral.

Although she is right in saying that people should not have to justify their attraction to other consenting adults, the question remains psychological in terms of the psychology of sexuality. According to research conducted by Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam, the answer could lie in the effects of the penis on the male sexual brain. The psychology of evolution suggests that the presence of an erect phallus may indeed have stimulating effects on men, as it is associated with male aggression, territorialism and the attraction of women. The combination of female secondary sexual characteristics with the phallus may have the effect of activating the primitive responses of combat or flight and also orgasm via the sympathetic nervous system.

Porn parodies with creative titles

These porn parodies have unique and cool names… The titles are better than original movies themselves.

Airport 69
All the President’s Women
Ally McSqueal
America’s Horniest Home Videos
American Hair Pie
Anal-ize This
Analtasia
Anus and Andy
Apackolips Now
As Hard As It Gets
Ate Men Out
Bachelorette Party
Battlestar Orgasmica
Beat the Cock
Beaverjuice
Beaverly Hills Cop
The Big Sleazy
The Bitches of Westwick
Blast from the Pants
The Blown Ranger
Boobarella
Broadcast Nudes
Buttman and Bobbing
Captain Hooker and Peter Porn
Chinny Chinny Gang Bang
Choke-A-Hontas
A Clockwork Orgy
CockTale
Cumming Holmes
Crocodile Blondie
Dances with Foxes
Dangerous Lesions
Das Booty
Debbie Does Deliverance
Deeper Impacts
The Deer Humper
Dick, Tracy?
Dickman and Throbbing
Dirty Panting
Dr. Speckle and Ms. Hyde
Drilling Miss Daisy
E3: The Extra-Testicle
Easy Ride Her
Edward Penishands
Endless Lust
Erectnophobia
Facial Attraction
Ferris Bueller’s Jack Off
First Times at Cherry High
Fists of Fury
Flashpants
Flesh Gordon
The Flintbones
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Frankenpenis
Friday the 69
Frosty the Blowman
FudgePac Man
G*A*S*H
The gAy Team
Genital Hospital
Ghostbangers
The Girl From S.E.X.
Gonad the Barbarian
The Good, The Bad, And the Horny
Good Will Humping
Great Sexpectations
Hannah and Her Blisters
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Headtv
The Hindlick Maneuver
Honey, I Blew the Kid
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
In and Out in Beverly Hills
Independence Nights
Indiana Bones in the Temple of June
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse with a Vampire
Interview with a Vibrator
Jennifer Ate
Jungle Beaver
Jurassic Pork
King Dong
Kinky Business
L.A. Raw
The Last Anal Hero
Lawrence of a Labia
Lethal Weapons
Little Shop of Whores
Looking for Mr. Goodsex
The Lust Boat
The Lust Bug
Lust in America
Lust in Space
Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderbone
The Man With the Golden Penis
Married With Hormones
Mary Bobbings
Miami Spice
A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream
Mousecunt
Murphy’s Brown
My Bare Lady
My Three Sluts
National Pornographic’s Animal
Kingdom
Navy Squeals
A Nightmare on Dyke Street
NYDP Blew
On Golden Blonde
Pee-wee Sperming’s Big Adventure
The Pink Lagoon
Pleasure Island
PocaHotAss
Poop Dreams
Porn on the Fourth of July
Pornocchio
Pulp Friction
The Queer Hunter
Rambone
Rambutt
Robofox
The Rockford Piles
The Rocky Porno Video Show
Romancing the Bone
Rosemary’s Beaver
Satisfaction Jackson
Saturday Night Beaver
Saving Ryan’s Privates
Schindler’s Lust
The Sex Family Robinson
The Sex Files
Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous
The Sexorcist
Shakespeare in Lust
The Sheets of San Francisco
Sinderella
Single White Nympho
The 69 Olympics with Mark Spits and
Greg Largeanus
Snatch Adams
The Sperminator
Sperms of Endearment
Splatman
Star Whores
Starship Poopers
Star Trek: Erection
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Studsky and Snatch
Suck Rodgers in the 69th Century
Summer of 69ing
2069, A Space Orgy
The T & A Team
Tales from the Dark Hole
Tango and Gash
Terms of Endowment
The Texas Dildo Massacre
Three Men and a Babe
Threesomes Company
To Live and Shave in LA
Top Buns
Total Reball
Turn Her and Hootch
The Twilight Bone
Twin Cheeks
The Wadd Squad
Waddzilla
Watersports World
A Wet Dream on Elm Street
When Harry Ate Sally
Where the Boy’s Aren’t
White Men Can’t Hump
Who Reamed Robin Rabbit?
Whore of the Worlds
Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway
Yank My Doodle, It’s a Dandy
You’ve Got Male!