East Germany still exists. In North America

There was an island that Fidel Castro, the socialist leader of Cuba, decided to give to East Germany as a gift. It was renamed Ernst Thalmann Island. When the treaty reuniting Germany was signed, it was never mentioned.

”Oh my god, this is terrible” you’re probably thinking. “There’s an uninhabited island that technically is East Germany. Who is going to fight off this communist island?”

Well, although America isn’t doing anything, not to fear, because the Republic of Molossia, with its 6 proud residents, are fighting them. You can even donate to buy war bonds to help end the fight against communist East Germany.