CDC Now Working On A Vaccine That Prevents Conservatism

The CDC has announced that they are developing a new vaccine that cures conservatism. Senate democrats issued a national emergency that gives them power to direct the CDC to their will.

Democrats have claimed that conservatism is spreading at an alarming and dangerous rate. Scientists that are backing this claim are saying that social distancing and wearing a mask is not enough to prevent conservatism.

The official website of the CDC claims the symptoms of conservatism are: believing fake news, thinking Donald Trump won the 2020 presidential election, not wearing masks during a pandemic, and having a parlor account.

The CDC is estimating about 6 months before the vaccine is fully developed. Once the vaccine is ready for nation wide rollout, it will be injected in Taco Bell food to ensure all Americans get their proper dose.