Meghan Markle Claims The Queen Wouldn’t Stop Crop Dusting Her

During an interview with Oprah, Meghan Markle revealed that the Queen kept crop dusting her at the Buckingham palace. Markle claims the queen would release the raunchiest bean burrito farts she has ever smelled.

In fact, the interview with Oprah showed that the Royal Family feud started when the Queen crop dusted Meghan Markle for the first time. Allegedly, Queen Elizabeth started blaming her almost lethal gas on Meghan.

When Meghan Markle reported the “dead cheese possum stench” to the palace staff, she was laughed at. The staff told Markle that the Queen said she heard Meghan fart, and the smell was coming from her.

The Queen would keep crop dusting Meghan Markle for years. Eventually, this was enough for Meghan to convince Prince Harry to leave the toxic family and Palace. The stench was traumatizing enough that it forced Meghan into therapy. Caps Lock News would like to wish Meghan Markle a fast and healthy recovery.