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What is the craziest thing that a human has survived?

  • The chances of being attacked by a shark is 1 in 11.5 million.
  • The odds of being attacked by a bear in a national park are 1 in 2.7 million.
  • The odds of being bitten by a poisonous snake in the United States are 1 in 37,500.

Dylan McWilliams was bitten by a tiger shark while surfing in Hawaii. Fortunately, he was able to reach the shore before the fish gave him another bite.

In that same year, somehow he was able to dislodge his skull from the powerful jaws of a huge black bear that was trying to eat him.

McWilliams has also been bitten by a rattlesnake while walking.

According to several reputable sources, the odds of a person surviving the three attacks are 893 CUADRILLONES a una *, but that is exactly what Dylan McWilliams did: survive.

Powerball numbers – Lottery Jokes

Powerball
Interviewer: “Congratulations on winning the $1 billion dollar Powerball lottery.”

Farmer: “Thank you.”

Interviewer: “Do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?”

Farmer: “Nope. Not really. I’m just going to buy some more farmland and keep farming until the lottery money is all gone.”

Blonde
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost.
Next week she prayed to god again, and she lost.
The week after she prayed to god, and she lost.
She said to god, why wont you let me win?
God actually replied, How about buying a ticket first?

Financial Trouble
Bhojali finds himself in dire trouble.His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.”Oh Ganesh,please help me,I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, im going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.”Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.Bohjaji goes back to the temple. “Ganesh please let me win the lotto. I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.” Lotto night comes Bholaji still has no luck.Back to the temple he goes. “My Ganesh,why have you forsaken me.? I’ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife children are starving.I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servent to you. Why wont you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life in order?”Suddenly there is a binding flash of li ght as the sky parts open and Bholaji is confronted by the voice of God.”Bholaji, buy a lottery ticket first.

What’s the difference between a man arguing with his wife and a man with a lottery ticket?
The man with a lottery ticket actually has a chance to win.

Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery?
The winner gets $5 for a million years.

The quickest way to double your money playing the lottery is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Why did the pig buy a Powerball ticket?
He wanted to be filthy Rich.

How does a yak win the Mega Millions lottery?
By winning the yak-pot.

What does a blonde and an instant win scratch lottery ticket have in common?
Simply scratch the box to win.

The Powerball: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Chuck Norris won the Powerball jackpot with a Mega Millions ticket.

If Mitt Romney ever becomes President, I’m guessing his secret service codename will be Mega Millions

The sad thing is I have a better chance of winning the lottery, than my boss giving me a holiday bonus.

Poor people don’t believe in anything except the lord and the lottery.

The chances of you dying on the way to get a lottery ticket is greater than you actually winning it.

Is you mom the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing her holding up my balls.

Drinking coffee too often decreases the size of your breasts

A recent study done on 269 women concluded that 3 cups of coffee a day can actually reduce the size of breasts.

The study was published in the British Journal of Cancer, hardly a sensationalist publication – and the actual study was not really all that sensational. Titled “Coffee intake and CYP1A2*1F genotype predict breast volume in young women: implications for breast cancer,” the Swedish researchers had a group of 269 women from families with a high risk of breast cancer fill out a questionnaire about their use of coffee. They also measured the breast volumes of each of the women and tested samples of their blood for specific hormones and genes.

They were looking for a relationship between coffee consumption, breast size, and breast cancer risk – and they had a specific reason for doing so. Previous research had shown a correlation between coffee drinking and a reduced risk of breast cancer. Other research had found a correlation between breast size and reduced risk of breast cancer. The Swedish group was looking to see if there was a direct correlation between breast size and coffee consumption. They did find one – but the findings are far more complicated than the simple headlines and news stories made them appear.
red bra

They were looking for a relationship between coffee consumption, breast size, and breast cancer risk – and they had a specific reason for doing so. Previous research had shown a correlation between coffee drinking and a reduced risk of breast cancer. Other research had found a correlation between breast size and reduced risk of breast cancer. The Swedish group was looking to see if there was a direct correlation between breast size and coffee consumption. They did find one – but the findings are far more complicated than the simple headlines and news stories made them appear.