Self Improvement Classes Now Avaible

1. SELF IMPROVEMENT

• Creative Suffering
• Overcoming Peace of Mind
• Guilt Without Sex
• Ego Gratification Through Violence
• Creative Depression
• Whine Your Way to Alienation
• How to Overcome Self Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation
• A New Drug to Enhance Your Social Life

2. BUSINESS AND CAREER

• Money Can Make You Rich. I made $100 in Real Estate
• Career Opportunities in El Salvador
• How to Profit From Your Own Body
• The Underachievers Guide to Very Small Business
• Looters Guide to American Cities
• Growing Grass For Fun and Profit

3. HOME ECONOMICS

• How You Can Convert Your Family Room Into a Garage
• 1001 Other Uses For Your Vacuum Cleaner
• Burglarproof Your Home With Concrete
• The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity
• How to Convert a Wheelchair Into a Dunebuggy
• Christianity and the Art of RV Maintenance

The marriage began as a love story – but ended with a larceny

4. HEALTH AND FITNESS

• Creative Tooth Decay
• Exorcism and Acne
• The Joys of Hyperchondria
• High Fiber Sex
• Biofeedback and How to Stop it.
• Skate Yourself to Regularity
• Tap Dance Yourself to Social Ridicule
• Optimum Body Functions

5. CRAFTS

• Self-Actualization Through Macrame
• How to Draw Genitalia
• Needlecraft for Junkies