Scientists announce only way to reverse global warming

Breaking news: scientists announce only way to reverse global warming is through cold embrace of nuclear winter

One group of scientists are reported to have said in unison, “The sins of our polluting industries will be cleansed in the flames of nuclear fire”

“The scattered remnants of humanity will be born anew in a radioactive wasteland free from the looming horror of rising temperatures” said another, his eyes glowing red.

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