This is not an workplace. It is Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I began out with nothing & nonetheless have most of it left.
I fake to work. They fake to pay me.
Sarcasm is only one extra service we provide.
If I throw a stick, will you allow?
If I wish to hear the pitter patter of little ft, I will put footwear on my cats.
Does your prepare of thought have a caboose?
Errors have been made. Others might be blamed.
A PBS thoughts in an MTV world.
No matter sort of look you had been going for, you missed.
Suburbia: the place they tear out the timber & then title streets after them.
Properly, at the present time was a complete waste of make-up.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Not all males are annoying. Some are lifeless.
A woman’s favorite position is CEO.
I am attempting to think about you with a character.
A cubicle is only a padded cell and not using a door.
Stress is once you get up screaming & you notice you have not fallen asleep but.
Can I commerce this job for what’s behind door no 1?
I believed I wished a profession, seems I simply wished paychecks.
Too many freaks, not sufficient circuses.
Macho Legislation prohibits me from admitting I am improper.
Good fragrance. Should you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, & dysfunction – my work right here is finished.
I plead up to date madness.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Meandering to a unique drummer.
I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for right here or to go?