Making enjoyable of the headlines immediately, so that you don’t should
The information, together with that on Invoice and Melinda Gates, doesn’t must be difficult and complicated; that’s what any new launch from Microsoft is for. And, as within the case with something from Microsoft, to maintain the information from worrying our fairly little heads over, keep in mind one thing new and equally indecipherable will come out quickly:
Actually all it’s essential do is comply with one easy rule: barely concentrate and soar to conclusions. So, listed below are some headlines immediately and my first ideas:
Invoice and Melinda Gates divorce after 27 years of marriage
Phrase is, Invoice Gates was seeing somebody on the obtain.
The WHO authorizes Moderna’s COVID-19 vaccine for emergency use
… whereas Led Zeppelin backs Pfizer’s.
Lindsey Graham publicizes a contest the place the winner will get to play a spherical of golf with him and Trump
Second prize, 2 rounds….
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo Says Broadway Can Reopen on Might 19
Proving that, for Cuomo, wherever there’s a broad there’s a method.
Glad 88th Birthday, Willie Nelson
What do you get the man who’s smoked every part?
Ben Shapiro posts the identical joke each Mom’s Day
Whereas he stays the identical joke to his Mom on a regular basis.
Peloton remembers ALL its Tread+ and Tread treadmills
… in order that’s what they imply by strolling it again….
Tom Cruise reportedly saved his co-star Elisabeth Shue from being killed by spinning helicopter blades
Is that something like juggling chainsaws?
Rudy Giuliani has reportedly shed his entourage and employed a part-time driver to chop prices, as his authorized charges mount
Good factor Tiger Woods isn’t on the lookout for work.
Trump’s widely-mocked new weblog reveals he’s now simply ‘shouting into the void,’ say social media consultants
Let’s face it, if Trump’s web site have been anymore ineffective, he’d have named it ‘Eric.’
Kristen Bell says she and husband Dax Shepard acknowledge attraction for different folks: ‘We’re not useless’
For everybody studying this… No, not you!
Colorado State Senator known as a black colleague Buckwheat
… in equity he was going to name him one thing else however was Stymied.
Glad Cinco de Mayo
Which is Spanish for St. Patrick’s Day…
Marjorie Taylor Greene needs to expel Pelosi, impeach Biden, and fireplace Dr. Fauci
… Including: ‘I’ll get you my little pretties… and your canine, too’ …