Now that Vancouver has gained the possibility to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions individuals from all around the world are asking. Imagine it or not these questions on Canada had been posted on an Worldwide Tourism Web site. Clearly the solutions are a joke; however the questions had been actually requested!

Q:I’ve by no means seen it heat on Canadian TV, so how do the crops develop?(From England ) A. We import all crops totally grown after which simply sit round and watch them die.

Q:Will I have the ability to see Polar Bears on the street? (From USA )

A: Relies on how a lot you’ve been ingesting.

Q:I wish to stroll from Vancouver to Toronto – can I observe the Railroad tracks? (From Sweden )

A: Positive, it’s solely 4 thousand miles, take a number of water.

Q:Is it secure to run round within the bushes in Canada ?(From Sweden )

A: So it’s true what they are saying about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATM’s (money machines) in Canada ? Are you able to ship me a listing of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (From England )

A: What did your final slave die of?

Q:Are you able to give me some details about hippo racing in Canada ? (From USA)

A: A-fri-ca is the massive triangle formed continent south of Europe.. Ca-na-da is that large nation to your North…oh neglect it. Positive, the hippo racing is each Tuesday night time in Calgary. Come bare.

Q:Which path is North in Canada ? (From USA )

A: Face south after which flip 180 levels Contact us if you get right here and we’ll ship the remainder of the instructions.

Q: Can I deliver cutlery into Canada ?(From England )

A: Why not simply use your fingers like we do .

Q: Are you able to ship me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (From USA )

A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little nation bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh neglect it. Positive, the Vienna Boys Choir performs each Tuesday night time in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come bare.

Q: Do you might have fragrance in Canada ? (From Germany )

A: No, WE don’t want it as WE don’t stink.

Q: I’ve developed a brand new product that’s the fountain of youth. The place can I promote it in Canada ?(From USA )

A: Wherever vital numbers of Individuals collect.

Q: Do you rejoice Thanksgiving in Canada ? (From USA )

A: Solely at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk out there all 12 months spherical?(From Germany )

A: No, we’re a peaceable civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegitimate.

Q: I’ve a query a couple of well-known animal in Canada , however I neglect its identify. It’s a type of large horse with horns. (From USA )

A: It’s known as a Moose. They’re tall and really violent, consuming the brains of anybody strolling near them. You may scare them off by spraying your self with human urine earlier than you exit strolling.

Q: Will I have the ability to communicate English most locations I am going? ( USA )

A: Sure, however you’ll have to study it first.

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