quotes from sheldon cooper

– No, Mom, I can’t really feel your church group praying for my security. The truth that I’m residence secure doesn’t show that it labored. That logic is submit hoc ergo propter hoc. No, I’m not sassing you in Eskimo speak. – Hiya, Penny. I understand you’re at the momentContinue Reading

We at all times hear "the foundations" from the feminine aspect. Now listed here are the foundations from the male aspect. These are our guidelines! Please be aware… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Study to work the bathroom seat. You are an enormous lady. If it isContinue Reading

You aren’t as dangerous as folks say, you might be a lot, a lot worse. Now we all know why some animals eat their very own youngsters. Please, maintain speaking. I all the time yawn when I’m . Speak is affordable, however that is okay, so are you. If weContinue Reading

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3.Continue Reading

1. You are not offended by the time period "HOMO MILK". 2. . You perceive the phrase "Might you cross me a napkin, I simply dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not sweet bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. {that a} Mickey andContinue Reading

@KimKardashian x-rayed her butt? @Snooki, you are subsequent! #realitytvfan #ilikebigbutts #icannotlie Simply walked right into a bar with a rabbi. Blew the bartender’s thoughts. Typically after I’m alone in my basilica, I put on sweatpants and dance to massive band music. God has spoken to me. The NFL lockout isContinue Reading