Most hilarious bad jokes out there

Only the good bad jokes though, not the bad ones. Funny bad one-liners, dirty, anti-jokes , etc.

What is the number one cause of divorce?not funny spock
Marriage!

What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.

What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!

What do you call a masseuse who hates women?
A (massage)ynist!

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!

Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!

How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!

Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who’s There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!

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