Italian cruise ship goes down faster than these one liners…

Good One Liners for you to tell…

Costa Concordia cruise ship was asked if they knew where they were headed just before they sank… in reply the captain may have said…
–> “off course.”

How is liquor served on an Italian cruise?
–> On the Rocks

What side dish does your dinner come with on an Italian cruise?
–> Leeks

How do you find the fastest exit on an Italian cruise?
–> Follow the captain

The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy
–> Since Berlusconi’s last hooker.

What’s the difference between the Italian economy and the Cruise Ship Costa Concordia?
–> Not a thing – The bottom dropped out of both.

BADUMCHA…