How to be a women from movies?

how to be a woman from movies - megan fox

  • Women working in hospitals or the police force all get up in the morning, professionally blow dry their hair and let it swoosh seductively around their faces all day.
  • Women can be stuck on a desert island, underground, or in outer space and their underarm hair will never grow.
  • Women can run fast, perform martial arts moves and climb ladders in heels.
  • Women will emerge from the ocean, walking slowly and will not stumble awkwardly as the waves break behind them and they trudge over soft wet sand.
  • Women get wet in the rain making their hair look damp and sexy, their lips shinier, their cheeks more dewy. Mascara does not run, lipstick does not fade.
  • Women break their waters and have their baby only after a mad disorganised rush to the hospital 15 minutes later.
  • Women are always secretly waiting for their man to ask them to marry him, they prefer not to discuss these major life decisions prior to the man actually proposing but will have already decided on the style of wedding anyway.
  • Women love animals, especially dogs, like to bake cupcakes, drink cocktails and wine but never beer, always wear matching underwear sets, and adore pillow fights in pastel coloured pyjamas.
  • Women all have gay male best buddies that have nothing better to do then listen to them whine about men they have dated and always have fashion advice for them.

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