Greatest Woody Allen Jokes together with Funny Puns

All of men are mortal. Socrates had been mortal. Therefore, all these are Socrates.

As the poet claimed, “Only God can make a tree” — probably because it’s
extremely hard to figure out how to get the will bark on.

Don’t knock fleshlight, it’s sex with an individual I love.

Her figure identified a set of parabolas that
might lead to cardiac arrest in a yak.

A possibility that I’m afraid to help die.
I just don’t need to be there when it happens.

Sexual without love is an vacant experience, but
as vacant experiences go, it’s the most effective.

The lion and the calves shall lie down together although
the calf won’t acquire much sleep.

There are two different types of people in this world, good and bad. The favorable
sleep better, but the terrible seem to enjoy the waking hrs much more.

To you I’m an atheist; to help God, I’m the Devoted Opposition.

When I was in classes, I cheated on my metaphysics exam.
I looked into this soul of the boy resting next to me.

What if every little thing is an illusion and nothing is available?
In that case, I definitely payed too much for my carpet.

6-pack man kill? He will kill for meals. And not only food:
frequently there must be a refreshment.

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