Four people were admitted to a hospital after a string of bizarre accidents
Sherry was admitted with a head wound. Tim was diagnosed with whiplash and chest contusions. Bryan suffered from torn gum tissue, and several of Pamela’s fingers were bitten off.
These are the facts:
When Sherry dropped her husband off for his first day of work, she kissed him goodbye and flashed her breasts at him. “I’m still not sure why I did it,” she said. “I didn’t think anyone would see, and besides, it couldn’t have been for more than two seconds.”
Unbeknownst to her, the cab driver did see her breasts, and he lost control of his taxi. It careened over a curb and into the corner of the Johnson Medical Building, where Pamela, a dental technician, was cleaning Bryan’s gums. When the car came through the wall, Bryan bit down in shock, severing two fingers from Pamela’s righthand.
Breast-flasher Sherry was injured by masonry falling from the Johnson Medical Building.