1. Deliver a pillow. Go to sleep (or fake to) till the final 15
minutes. Get up, say “oh geez, higher get cracking” and do some
gibberish work. Flip it in a couple of minutes early.
2. Get a replica of the examination, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve acquired the
3. If it’s a math/science examination, reply in essay type. Whether it is lengthy
reply/essay type, reply with numbers and symbols. Be artistic. Use the
4. Make paper airplanes out of the examination. Purpose them on the teacher’s
5. Discuss the whole means by means of the examination. Learn questions aloud, debate
your solutions with your self out loud. If requested to cease, yell out, “I am
SOOO positive you may hear me pondering.” Then begin speaking about what a jerk
the teacher is.
6. Deliver cheerleaders.
7. Stroll in, get the examination, sit down. About 5 minutes into it, loudly
say to the teacher, “I do not perceive ANY of this. I have been to
each lecture all semester lengthy! What is the deal? And who the hell are
you? The place’s the common man?”
8. Deliver a Recreation Boy (or Recreation Gear, and so on…). Play with the amount at max
9. On the reply sheet (ebook, no matter) discover a new, attention-grabbing technique to
refuse to reply each query. For instance: I refuse to reply this
query on the grounds that it conflicts with my non secular beliefs. Be
10. Deliver pets.
11. Run into the examination room wanting about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
reduction. Go to the teacher, say “They’ve discovered me, I’ve to depart the
nation” and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the examination, rise up, rip up all of the papers into
very small items, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry
Christmas.” For those who’re actually daring, ask for an additional copy of the examination.
Say you misplaced the primary one. Repeat this course of each fifteen minutes.
13. Do the examination with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the examination sporting slippers, a bathrobe, a towel in your
head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet’s Syndrome through the examination. Be as
vulgar as potential.
16. Do the whole examination in one other language. If you do not know one, make
one up! For math/science exams, attempt utilizing Roman numerals.
17. Deliver issues to throw on the teacher when s/he is not wanting.
Blame it on the individual nearest to you.
18. As quickly as the teacher palms you the examination, eat it.
19. Stroll into the examination with an entourage. Declare you’re going to be
taping your subsequent video through the examination. Attempt to get the teacher to let
them keep, be persuasive. Inform the teacher to anticipate a proportion of
the earnings if they’re allowed to remain.
20. Each 5 minutes, rise up, accumulate all of your issues, transfer to
one other seat, proceed with the examination.
21. Flip within the examination roughly half-hour into it. As you stroll out,
begin commenting on how simple it was.
22. Do the whole examination as if it was a number of alternative and true/false. If
it’s a a number of alternative examination, spell out attention-grabbing issues (DCCAB. BABE.
and so on..).
23. Deliver a black marker. Return the examination with all questions and solutions
fully blacked out.
24. Get the examination. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down
violently, scream out “Fuck this!” and stroll out triumphantly.
25. Prepare a protest earlier than the examination begins (i.e. Threaten the
teacher that whether or not or not everybody’s achieved, they’re all leaving
after one hour to go drink)
26. Present up fully drunk. (Utterly drunk means in some unspecified time in the future
through the examination, you need to begin crying for mommy).
27. Every so often, clap twice quickly. If the teacher asks why,
inform him/her in a really derogatory tone, “the sunshine bulb that goes on
above my head once I get an thought is connected to a clapper. DUH!”
28. Touch upon how horny the teacher is wanting that day.
29. Come to the examination sporting a black cloak. After about half-hour, put
on a white masks and begin yelling “I am right here, the phantom of the opera”
till they drag you away.
30. Go to an examination for a category you don’t have any clue about, the place the
class may be very small, and the teacher would acknowledge you if you happen to belonge.
Declare that you’ve been to each lecture. Struggle to your proper to take
31. Upon receiving the examination, look it over, whereas laughing loudly, say
“you do not actually anticipate me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our
Lives is on!!!”
32. Deliver a water pistol with you. Nuff stated.
33. From the second the examination begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore
the teacher’s requests so that you can cease. Once they lastly get you to
go away a method or one other, start whistling the theme to the Bridge on the
34. Begin a brawl in the midst of the examination.
35. If the examination is math/science associated, make up the longest proofs you
may probably consider. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most
equations. If it’s a written examination, relate every part to your personal life
36. Are available in sporting a full knight’s outfit, full with sword and
37. Deliver a pal to offer you a again therapeutic massage the whole means by means of the
examination. Insist this individual is required, as a result of you have got unhealthy circulation.
38. Deliver cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (ensure that that is apparent…
like historical past notes for a calculus examination… in any other case you are not simply
failing, you are getting kicked out too) and staple them to the examination, with
the remark “Please use the hooked up notes for references as you see match.”
39. While you stroll in, complain in regards to the warmth. Strip.
40. After you get the examination, name the teacher over, level to any
query, ask for the reply. Attempt to work it out of him/her.
41. One phrase: Wrestlemania.
42. Deliver balloons, blow them up, begin throwing them round like they
do earlier than live shows begin.
43. Attempt to get folks within the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a pal on the different aspect of the room.
45. Deliver some giant, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it proper subsequent to you.
Pray to it usually. Take into account a small sacrifice.
46. Get deliveries of sweet, flowers, balloons, telegrams, and so on… despatched
to you each couple of minutes all through the examination.
47. Throughout the examination, take aside every part round you. Desks, chairs,
something you may attain.
48. Full the examination with every part you write being backwards at a 90
49. Deliver a musical instrument with you, play varied tunes.
50. Reply the examination with the “Prime Ten Causes Why Professor xxxx Sucks”