Best And Worst Dating Pick-Up Lines. The list of pick up lines that you can use when you meet your next girlfriend, boyfriend, or next hook up. We hope they’ll improve your dating life, but be aware that some of these lines could backfire.
Girl, are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
DAMMMMNNNN, girl, you shit wit dat ass?
When I was a girl I used to go for guys like me.
Your booty must fly Malaysian airlines because I’ve been missing it for days.
You look divorced.
What is your favorite dinosaur?
Why don’t you and I head back to my place and do things I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?
My mom says any girl would be dumb not to go out with me.
I will light myself on fire if you don’t go out with me. Seriously.
If good looks were poop, you’d be that giant pile of Triceratops shit from Jurrasic Park.
Sex with me is like gun control. No matter how much we talk about it nothing happens because we can’t get it to work down south.
Are you the terms and conditions? Cus I don’t care what you have to say.
There’ll only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
You: Do you have a boyfriend? That’s cool, I’ve got a goldfish.
You: I’m sorry, I just thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter.
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’ but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
If a guy asks you “have you got the time?” answer, ” if you got the energy”.
Do you believe in lov
You think Ben Franklin tried tying other stuff to a kite before the key thing worked? … Just sitting there strapping waffles to a kite… what an idiot.
e at first swipe?
If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go, I can take you places you haven’t ever been before.
It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast
A MATCH, I NEVER GET MATCHES, HOW ARE YOU, WHERE ARE YOU FROM, DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS, I’VE ALREADY TOLD MY PARENTS, I WANT YOU TO MEET THEM THIS WEEKEND.
It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… (And I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one
Are you into fitness?
I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?