Dating Pick Up Lines – Dating Tips

Best And Worst Dating Pick-Up Lines. The list of pick up lines that you can use when you meet your next girlfriend, boyfriend, or next hook up. We hope they’ll improve your dating life, but be aware that some of these lines could backfire.

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  • Girl, are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
  • On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
  • DAMMMMNNNN, girl, you shit wit dat ass?
  • When I was a girl I used to go for guys like me.
  • Your booty must fly Malaysian airlines because I’ve been missing it for days.
  • You look divorced.
  • What is your favorite dinosaur?
  • Why don’t you and I head back to my place and do things I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?
  • My mom says any girl would be dumb not to go out with me.
  • I will light myself on fire if you don’t go out with me. Seriously.
  • If good looks were poop, you’d be that giant pile of Triceratops shit from Jurrasic Park.
  • Sex with me is like gun control. No matter how much we talk about it nothing happens because we can’t get it to work down south.
  • Are you the terms and conditions? Cus I don’t care what you have to say.
  • There’ll only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
  • You: Do you have a boyfriend? That’s cool, I’ve got a goldfish.
    Her: What?
    You: I’m sorry, I just thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter.
  • My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
  • Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’ but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
  • If a guy asks you “have you got the time?” answer, ” if you got the energy”.
  • Do you believe in lov
  • You think Ben Franklin tried tying other stuff to a kite before the key thing worked? … Just sitting there strapping waffles to a kite… what an idiot.
  • e at first swipe?
  • If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go, I can take you places you haven’t ever been before.
  • It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  • If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
  • I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
  • We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
  • Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast
  • It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… (And I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
  • Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!
  • If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one
  • Are you into fitness?
  • I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • Hey girl, I saw you on Tinder
  • I’ve had a crush on you for years
  • Excuse me, did you just fart?
  • How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
  • Rarrr!!!

10 Rules for Dating My Daughter

  • You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
  • Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
  • Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Haley, Rebecca, John, Mike, etc.) on Tinder?
  • Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Bethesda?
  • Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you
  • Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?
  • On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight
  • Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you want to go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
  • I’m going to skip the small talk. Top five list of your favorite condiments
  • Single mother of 1? Want to be single mother of 2?
  • Hey what’s going on? Hey what’s going on? Hey what’s going on?
  • Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
  • Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • You look like a female version of Nicholas Cage
  • I like a man that can fulfill my wishes
  • I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Jesus
  • Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you’re made from the best stuff on earth?
  • Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship
  • You have a good web-surfing stance.
  • Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
  • I like pizza
  • You’re really not hot enough to get away with being this boring
  • Hope you like cheesy pick up lines, because if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
  • On a scale from 1 to 10 you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need
  • Hello. I am a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number, bank account, and social security number.
  • What’s up Haley what are you up to Sunday night?
  • Do you want me to hit you with a corny pickup line or can we skip that
  • What’s a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?
  • Finally I found a Girl like you
  • How many fingers are too many
  • That rack though
  • Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • How you doing? I hope you watch Friends lol
  • Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?
  • I can’t wait to introduce you to my mom
  • I’m a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
  • Pursuant to Megan’s Law, I’m required to let you know that I’m a convicted sex offender. Just kidding, I was never convicted.
  • Do you like ranch dressing?
  • Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
  • Your beauty blinded me; I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
  • I want to fax you up.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, and how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • What do girls and noodles have in common?
  • Looks like there was a hit and you sunk my battleship
  • Are you into dragons?
  • Hi, who’s your friend?
  • Tinder brought us together for a reason and that reason is babies.
  • I want you to wear my father’s work suit and take me out to the shed to show me what happens to bad boys
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  • You’re the cutest zombie I’ve ever seen.
  • Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cause you look like you’ve got survival skills.
  • Want to get coffee?
  • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
  • Sit on my face
  • Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
  • That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
  • I’m currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
  • Do you think love is real?
  • You’re everything I thought I never wanted in a girl
  • I really like your blanket
  • I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.
  • You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!
  • You’re the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
  • You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  • Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
  • Hey, want to get blueberry pie and make out?
  • Listen, I know this profile is fake but can I get the name of the model you used so I can look her up for later tonight?
  • I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
  • I’d like to see what’s under your Kuiper Belt.
  • My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn’t
  • Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  • If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds
  • What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?
  • You’ll never love yourself half as much as I love you
  • I have been meaning to ask, do you have any experience raising chickens?
  • I Have Raisins How Bout a Date
  • Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
  • Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
  • Want to trade pickup lines?? If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Let’s get married

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  • Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized
  • Do you consider yourself a feminist? Why/why not?
  • I’m really into music so is it ok if I send you song lyrics to help break the ice?
  • Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
  • You’re all I want for Christmas
  • Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up its tinder time!
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
  • One place you’ve always wanted to visit?
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • Hey! What kind of music do you listen to?
  • My parents are so excited; they can’t wait to meet you!
  • You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we’re a match.
  • Lower your expectations and let’s begin
  • Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
  • Big spoon or small spoon?
  • Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
  • Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.
  • I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
  • It’s like an angel came by and took me to heaven, ’cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn’t be better.
  • When I get sad, I stop being sad. And I am awesome instead. True Story.
  • I lost my number can I borrow yours.

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