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Cow Economics

Cow Economics

DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your...

300 ways to get kicked out of WalMart

300 ways to get kicked out of WalMart

1. Take someone’s shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them’s cart 2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…”...

Real 911 calls

Real 911 calls

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse...

Things that are difficult to say when drunk

Things that are difficult to say when drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate...

School Answering Machine

School Answering Machine

After numerous angry phone calls at the Maroochydore High School in Queensland Australia faculty decided to record this answering machine message. Hilarious School Answering Machine – Watch more Funny Videos

And soon it will be just YOU

And soon it will be just YOU

The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work.   There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work....

You Know You are In College

You Know You are In College

1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early.” 2. You have more beer than food in your fridge. 3. Weekends start on Thursday. No… Wednesday. 4. 6am is...

Funny SMS text messages

Funny SMS text messages

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. I had amnesia once – maybe twice. All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy....

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