Blonds and Blind Cowboys

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An outdated, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his technique to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for some time, he yells to the bartender,

‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar instantly falls completely silent.

In a really deep, husky voice, the girl subsequent to him says,

‘Earlier than you inform that joke, Cowboy, I feel it’s only truthful,

Given that you’re blind, that it’s best to know 5 issues:

  1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.

  2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.

  3. I am a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde girl with a black belt in karate.

  4. The lady sitting subsequent to me is blonde and knowledgeable weight lifter.

  5. The lady to your proper is blonde and knowledgeable wrestler.

Now, give it some thought significantly, Cowboy. Do you continue to wanna inform that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head

and mutters, ‘No…not if I am gonna have to elucidate it 5 occasions

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