Bizarre Stuff: Solely in America

Only in America

1. Solely in
America……can a pizza get to your own home sooner than an ambulance.

2. Only in America……are there handicap
parking locations in entrance of a skating rink.

3. Solely in America……do
drugstores make the sick stroll all the way in which to the again of the shop to get their
prescriptions whereas wholesome individuals should purchase cigarettes on the entrance.

4. Solely in America……do individuals
order double cheese burgers, massive fries, and a food regimen coke.

5. Solely in America……do banks
go away each doorways open after which chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America

6. Solely in America……will we go away
automobiles value 1000’s of {dollars} within the driveway and put our ineffective junk within the storage.

7. Solely in America……will we use
answering machines to display calls after which have name ready so we cannot miss a name from
somebody we did not need to speak to within the first place.

8. Solely in America……will we purchase
sizzling canines in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Solely in America……will we use
the phrase ‘politics’ to explain the method so nicely: ‘Poli’ in Latin which means ‘many’ and
‘tics’ which means ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

10. Solely in America……do they
have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Solely in America……can a
homeless fight veteran reside in a cardboard field and a draft dodger reside within the White
Home.

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