Best Quotes About Intercourse

“My girlfriend all the time laughs throughout intercourse –no matter what she’s studying.”
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computer systems)

“Do not knock masturbation — it is intercourse with somebody I like.”
Woody Allen

“Lord, grant me chastity and continence… however not but.”
St. Augustine

“I imagine that intercourse is without doubt one of the most lovely, pure, healthful issues that cash can purchase.”
Tom Clancy

“You understand “that look” ladies get when they need intercourse? Me neither.”
Steve Martin

“Having intercourse is like taking part in bridge. If you do not have a superb associate, you’d higher have a superb hand.”
Woody Allen

“Bisexuality instantly doubles your probabilities for a date on Saturday night time.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“There are a selection of mechanical gadgets which enhance sexual arousal, notably in ladies. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.”
Lynn Lavner

“Intercourse at age 90 is like making an attempt to shoot pool with a rope.”
George Burns

“Intercourse is without doubt one of the 9 causes for reincarnation. The opposite eight are unimportant.”
George Burns

“Girls would possibly be capable to fake orgasms. However males can pretend entire relationships.”
Sharon Stone

“My mom by no means noticed the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
Jack Nicholson

“Ah, sure, divorce, from the Latin phrase which means to tear out a person’s genitals via his pockets.”
Robin Williams

“Girls complain about premenstrual syndrome, however I consider it as the one time of the month that I may be myself.”
Roseanne

“Girls want a cause to have intercourse. Males simply want a spot.”
Billy Crystal

“In keeping with a brand new survey, ladies say they really feel extra snug undressing in entrance of males than they do undressing in entrance of different ladies. They are saying that girls are too judgmental, the place, after all, males are simply grateful.”
Robert De Niro

“There is a new medical disaster. Medical doctors are reporting that many males are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They are saying they trigger extreme swelling. So what’s the issue?”
Dustin Hoffman

“There’s little or no recommendation in males’s magazines, as a result of males assume, I do know what I am doing. Simply present me anyone bare.”
Jerry Seinfeld

“Intercourse alleviates stress. Love causes it.”
Woody Allen

“See, the issue is that God offers males a mind and a penis, and solely sufficient blood to run one by one.”
Robin Williams

“My household by no means raised me to have a vagina.”
Roseanne

“An mental is an individual who has found one thing extra attention-grabbing than intercourse.”
Aldous Huxley

“Did you ever discover the people who find themselves most adamantly in opposition to abortions are individuals you would not need to f*#okay within the first place?”
George Carlin

“Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual activity, but he has left it out of his heaven.”
Mark Twain

“One half of the world can’t perceive the pleasures of the opposite.”
Jane Austen

“Intercourse concentrates on what’s on the skin of the person. It is humorous as a result of I feel it is higher inside.”
Alex Walsh

“When a person goes on a date, he wonders if he’s going to get fortunate. A girl already is aware of.”
Frederike Ryder

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