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Bad Jokes About Elon Musk
- How does AC/DC get to space? Rock it!
- What do you call it when Elon Musk’s kids run in circles after eating candy? A hyperloop!
- What do you take when you go to a rave on the international space station? SpaceX!
- What do Elon Musk’s Christmas Cards say? “Tesla Season To Be Jolly!”
- What does a new Tesla smell like? Elon’s Musk!
- Why did the kangaroo join Elon Musks space program? He wanted to be a Mars-supial.
- What do rock bands do when they play for Elon Musk in Nevada? Gigafactory!
- Why didn’t Musk’s kids stick around to watch him drill a hole? Because it was boring.
- What’s Elon Musk’s favorite meal of the day? Launch time.
- Why was the SpaceX rocket late for liftoff? Because it was Dragon.
- How does SpaceX pull together a mission to Mars? They have to plan it.
- Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He just needed space.
- A restaurant critic reviewed space. He said it was beautiful but lacked atmosphere
- What’s Elon Musk’s favorite Swedish pop band? Ace of Space.
- What was Elon Musk’s favorite book in high school? Tesla of the D’Urbervilles.
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