Around List of Acronyms – Very long Version

Adidas:
	Adverytising Does Influeance Dumb A**hole's Selection.
	All Day I Dream of Sex.
AIDS:
	Adios Attacked Dick Sucker.
	Anus Attacked Death Sentence.
AMC:
	Just about all Makes of Cars.
Amiga:
	A Merely Insignificant Game titles Addition.
	Asinine Machine Developed for Gaming Adolescents.
Audi:
	Accelerates Under Demonic Impact.
Bitch:
	Beautiful, Intelligent, Skilled, Charming and Horny.
AS BMW HYBRID:
	Babbling Mechanical Wrench.
	Simple Marin (county, Ca) Tires.
	Beastly, Monstrous Wonder.
	Stunning Masterpiece on Wheels.
	          Mechanical Ponder.
	Big Money Waste.
	         , Why?
	          Will work.
	Blasphemous Motorized Wreck.
	Created Moderately Wealthy.
	Break The Window.
	Broken Money Waster.
	Brutal Money Waster.
	Bumbling Mechanical Wretch.
BNR:
	Constructed, Never Runs.
Buick:
	Large Ugly Import Car Great.
	Big Ugly Indestructable Lightweight Killer.
CBM:
	Crash-prone Push chair Machines.
CCBS:
	Close Include Before Striking.
Chevrolet:
	Automobile Has Extensive Valve Shake On Long Extended Outings.
Chevy:
	Charged HEaVilY.
	Most inexpensive Heap Ever Visioned Still.
	Cruddy Hick Engine, Extremely Yucky.
DEC:
	Delay throughout Error Correction.
Dildo:
	Serious Inter-Labial Device for Orgasmic pleasure.
Dodge:
	Dead On Distribution, Go Easy.
			  Guarantee Terminated.
	     Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
	Drips Oil, Drops Fat Everywhere.
DOS:
	Damned Obfuscated S**t.
Fiat:
	Failure Inside Automotive Technology.
	Fix It Once more, Tony.
	Futile (Feeble, F**king) Italian Attempt at Transportation.
Antipatía (shoes):
	First In Gals Attention.
	Found In Lowlife's Attire.
Ford:
	First On Competition Day.
	Fix Or Maintenance Daily.
	Found On Road Inactive.
	Fraternal Order of Refurbished DeSoto's.
	F***ed On Competition Day.
	       Over Rebuilt Wile.
GM:
	General Mainteneance.
GENERAL MOTOR CO:
	Garage Man's Companion.
	Commonly Mediocre Cars.
	Get More Girls.
	Got a Mechanic On its way.
	Got More Crap.
MICROSOFT: 	IBM, UBM, we all BM for IBM.
	I Evolved into Macintosh.
	  Been hipMotized.
	  Plead Mercy.
	  Blame Microsoft.
	  Acquired Macintosh.
	  Built Macintosh.
	Icky Blue Machines.
	Idiotic Hokum Meter.
	Idiots Become Professionals.
	Oie' Bewilderment Machines.
	Idiots Bought Me.
	       Bumblers plus Morons.
	Illustrative of Negative Marketing.
	I'm Being Mobbedwithwhatdoesibmstandforanswers.
	          Moved.
	Imitation Burrough's Device.
	Immense Bins of Money.
	        By a bowel Movement.
	        Bucket of Manure.
	Imperialism By Marketing.
	Not practical, But Marketable.
	In a Befuddled Manner.
	   Bleakest Mordor.
	   Business enterprise for Money.
	Incest Breeds Morons.
	Increasingly Becoming Moot.
	Incredible Lot of Muffinheads.
	           Bundle of Money.
	Amazingly Big Machine.
	               Monopoly.
	Amazingly Brilliant Marketing.
	Industry's Most significant Mistake.
	Inefficient But Valuable.
	Inept Bull Meter.
	Inert Blue Monoliths.
	Inferior Although Marketable.
	Inherently Bogus Proportions.
	Insipid Brainless Monster.
	Insolence Breeds Mediocrity.
	Installed By way of Masochists.
	Institute of Damaged Minds.
	             Black Magic.
	Incorporated Bad Manners.
	Intelligent Hokum Meter.
	Intensely Boring Devices.
	Interactive Boot Machines.
	Sexual intercourse Beats Masturbation.
	Intergalactic Brotherhood of Muthaf**kas.
	Internal By a bowel Movement.
	International Ballistic Missiles.
		      Big Mother.
			  Mouth.
	              Brotherhood of Magicians.
	              Buraeucracy Sellers.
	              Business Machines.
			       Manipulators.
	Intrepid Bureaucratic Madness.
	Involuntary By a bowel Movement.
	Iron Brain Owners.
	Italian Branch of the Cricca.
	        Business Men.
	It Sounds Mattel.
	It's a Big Device.
	     a Blue Monolith.
	     Superior Manually.
	     Big Money.
	     Black Miracle.
	     Blue Magic.
	     Boring Myself.
	     Broken, Mommy.
	     Busted, Male.
	Itty Bitty Machines.
	           Instructions.
	           Minds.
	           Monopoly.
	           Morons.
	Trying to find Misled.
		  Molested.
	          Moved.
	          Robbed.
IBM PC:
	I've Broken My Power Circuits.
IMHO:
	Idiots Manage High Business.
	Individual Maintenance Health Firm.
Iowa:
	Idiots Out Drifting Around.
	I Owe the entire world an Apology.
IROC:
	I am just Really Out of Cash.
	I Competition Other Cars.
	  Run Over Young children.
	It's Really Only a Camaro.
RATES:
	Income Reduction Service.
Okazaki , japan:
	Jump And Pump For hours.
Jeep:
	Just Eats All parts.
Mac:
	Malformed Apple Laptop or computer.
	Monstrously Aggravating Coding.
	Mouse button Activated Computer.
Mazda:
	Almost all Always Zipping Dangerously Coupled.
MG:	
	Money Guzzler.
MEJ:	
	Have missed It, Gadaffi.
	Missed It, Goddammit.
Mopar:
	Assorted Oddball Parts Assembled Absurdly.
	Mostly Old Parts (Paint) And Rust.
	Most Often Handed At Races.
	My Previous Pig Ain't Running.
Olds:
	One Leak, Dead Beginner.
Oldsmobile:  
	Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning up Idiot's Leaking 
		Everything.
	Previous Ladies Driving Slowly Create Others Behind Infuriatingly 
		Delayed Everyday
	Old Loose Damaged Sheet Metal Out-dated By way of Infamies Like Edsel.
OPERATING SYSTEM:
	Oh, Sh**.
PC:
	Element 'a Chit.
	Primitive Finance calculator.
	Pseudo-Computer.
Pinto:
	Put In Pennie To Operate.
Plymouth:
	Please Allow your Mother Out from Under The Bonnet.
	Pussy Lips in Your MOUTH.
Pontiac:
	Poor Old Nigger Feels It's A Cadillac.
Porsche:
	Part of Retired Scrap, Continually Excessive Expense.
Procrastinate:
	People Not usually Obtain Coveted Rewards Following Scheduling Tasks Into Never-
		Attainable Time Elements.
PTL:
	Pacify The Loonies.
	Padres Tickle Ladies.
	Pagans Coaching Love.
	Pain The Sensible.
	Panhandlers Turned Lorders.
	Grace The Lapse.
	           Lies.
	Aspect Tammy's Mouth.
	     The Lips.
	     Thy Legs.
	Pass Your new chance not to be alone.
	         Lobster.
	         Loot.
	         Lube.
	Slow, These Losers.
	Paw Those Labia.
	Pay Tammy's Attorneys.
	    The Lady.
	        Lawyers.
	        Liar.
	        Head of the family.
	Pay To Lucifer.
	Penchant To Leer.
	Penis, Taxes, Lord.
	      To Labia.
	Money Taken Liberally.
	People To Detest.
	Pilfered Thousands, Lord.
	Pillage The Lost.
	Pills, Tranquilizers, Ludes.
	Pinheads To Lummoxes.
	Pivot Thy Loins.
	Satisfying The Libidos.
	Plot For you to Lust.
	Plunder The Laymen.
	            Losers.
	Poke The Lady.
	Poontang Taken Liberally.
	Poor Tammy's Loaded.
	Poverty To Luxurious.
	Praise Tammy's Lungs.
	       The particular Libido.
	       The Loot.
	       For you to Lust.
	Prayers Too Late.
	Preachers Take Loot.
	          Televised Noisally.
	          Telling Lies.
	          That Are located.
	         , Thieves, Liars.
	          For you to Lechers.
	          To Leeches.
	Predisposed To Larceny.
	Pretend To Love.
	Very Tammy Lies.
	Pretzels For you to Lobsters.
	Price The Lord.
	The penitentiary Term Likely.
	            Long.
	Aware of Larceny.
	Profit, Then Reduction.
	Promise Them Lies.
	More prone to Lust.
	Propositional Temporal Judgement.
	Pry The Loot.
	Follow The Ladies.
	Pussy Tastes Beautiful.
Russia:
	Rape Until The lady Screams In Agony.
Saab:
	Send Another Auto Rear.
	Stupid Arrogant Asshole Little ones.
	Such An Arrogant Bastard.
	Swedish Auto Always Broken.
		    h Are Best.
Shoot to get rid of:
	Seriously High-strung On-road All-terrain Totally Torn On 
		Retaining Incandescent Lasers Lighted.
SPSF (Southern Pacific Santa Credo railroad [never merged]):
	Shouldn't Car paint So Fast.
ST:
	As hard as possible Turbidity.
	Silly Toy.
	16 Thirtytwo.
	Slow Technology.
	     Matter.
	Still Trying.
	Stupid Critical.
	Superior Technology.
Toyota:
	All too often Yankees Overprice This Automotive.
UCI (Univ. of Calif. Irvine):
	Under Construction Consistently.
UP (railroad):
	Union (like onion) Pathetic.
USC (Univ. of Southern Calif.):
	University of Spoiled Young children.
VW:
	Virtually Worthless.

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