Only in America – America’s got Plenty

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captain murica

Remember always, that all of us, and you and I especially, are descended from immigrants and revolutionists. In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.

The Proper Way to Shorten America

Man: If you don’t like how we do things heer’n murica then you ken GIT OUT!!

  1. You see an overweight kid eating 2 ice creams, a soda, and a cookie. Only in America.
  2. Half of the population owns a gun. Only in America.
  3. “God created war so that Americans could learn geography.” -Mark Twain
  4. How do you get 500 Americans into a box of donuts?
    Tell them there’s only a few left.
  5. It’s called the American dream because you have to be dreaming to believe it.
  6. What shall we do to prevent illegal immigration? “BUILD A WALL!”  President Donald Trump
  7. An American is hospitalized due to a heart attack. He dies because he didn’t have health insurance.
  8. “You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they’ve tried everything else.” -Winston Churchill
  9. The Obesity Burger with a side of Diabetes Soda, please.” -Lots of People
  10. Guns. The only part of the American economy that’s still growing.