Remember always, that all of us, and you and I especially, are descended from immigrants and revolutionists. In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
Man: If you don’t like how we do things heer’n murica then you ken GIT OUT!!
- You see an overweight kid eating 2 ice creams, a soda, and a cookie. Only in America.
- Half of the population owns a gun. Only in America.
- “God created war so that Americans could learn geography.” -Mark Twain
- How do you get 500 Americans into a box of donuts?
Tell them there’s only a few left.
- It’s called the American dream because you have to be dreaming to believe it.
- What shall we do to prevent illegal immigration? “BUILD A WALL!” President Donald Trump
- An American is hospitalized due to a heart attack. He dies because he didn’t have health insurance.
- “You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they’ve tried everything else.” -Winston Churchill
- “The Obesity Burger with a side of Diabetes Soda, please.” -Lots of People
- Guns. The only part of the American economy that’s still growing.