Actual Stupid Newspaper Headlines

  • Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  • Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
  • Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
  • Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  • Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
  • Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  • Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  • British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
  • Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
  • Eye Drops Off Shelf
  • Teachers Strike Idle Kids
  • Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
  • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
  • Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
  • Miners Refuse To Work After Death
  • Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
  • Stolen Painting Found By Tree
  • Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
  • Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
  • Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
  • War Dims Hope For Peace
  • If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
  • Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
  • Deer Kill 17,000
  • Enfields Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
  • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  • Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
  • New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
  • Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  • Chef Throws His Heart In Helping Feed Needy
  • Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire
  • Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
  • Local High School Dropout Cuts In Half
  • New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
  • Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

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