82 Screenshots Of Embarrassingly Inaccurate Things Americans Posted On The Internet

We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

#1 You’re On The Internet, Which Is American

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#2 America Is The Reason You Have Cars

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#3 How Do You Prevent People From Jumping Off Like Idiots?

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#4 “More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

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#5 ‘People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals’

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#6 “More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam”

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#7 People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

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#8 Go To Panama, This Is America

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#9 The Ambulance Is Not Your Taxi To The Hospital

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#10 Hmmmmmmm

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#11 “Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

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#12 Should Ask Them If Jews Matter Too

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#13 Pridemonth

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#14 Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

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#15 “I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

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#16 I Am Confused Is There A Rome In Italy?

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#17 Biden’s America

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#18 “We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

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#19 What Does He Care? He’s Not A Us Citizen, He’s Not Effected

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#20 “He Is (Your President)”

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#21 Well Allocated Funds

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#22 “I Get That Native Americans Are Upset, I Get It”

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#23 The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

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#24 Being Broke In American Is 100% On You

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#25 Your Haircuts Are Un-American

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#26 Why Is Munich Spelled “München” On Signs In Germany?

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#27 The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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#28 “[…]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad’s Side, I’ll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!”

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#29 “American Deaths Are Worth More”

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#30 “The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

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#31 Are We Acting Like That’s Not Possible?

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#32 Wishing “Evil” On A Country Is Pretty Mean

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#33 “It’s Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That “Soccer” Is The Correct Term”

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#34 (Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

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#35 “They Started Faking An Accent”

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#36 Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

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#37 “Uniquely American”

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#38 “We Savez Nations Not Destroy Them”

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#39 Wait Other Countries Didn’t Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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#40 Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

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#41 “Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?”

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#42 But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

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#43 Why Do Brits Speak English, An American Language, Rather Than Speaking Some European Language?

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#44 “I’d Rather Receive False Information…”

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#45 “At Least American Toilets Aren’t Just Holes In The Ground”

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#46 Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

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#47 “Healthcare Isn’t A Human Right”

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#48 Bidets Are Confusing

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#49 Commie Divas

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#50 Countries

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#51 European Countries Don’t Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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#52 Can’t Compare Those Other Cities To The Us

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#53 “Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined”

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#54 “Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics”

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#55 “Europeans Don’t Have Culture”

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#56 Nates Of Americans

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#57 “…your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage…”

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#58 “I Will Not Comply”

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#59 Rank: Military Spouse

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#60 “USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates”

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#61 It Foreign

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#62 “We Invented The Car”

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#63 Futuristic Technology

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#64 Europe Is A Country

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#65 My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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#66 If Churchill Was A “Racist”

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#67 Forks Are Uniquely American

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#68 “You Shoud Put The U.S. For English”

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#69 “Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There.”

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#70 You’re A Third World Country For A Reason

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#71 “Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages”

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#72 “I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks”

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#73 Reading Is Hard

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#74 “If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe – You’re Done “

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#75 “Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

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#76 Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

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#77 ”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

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#78 Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football

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#79 “My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It’s Great!” Thief

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#80 “You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland”

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#81 My Son Died From Covid-19 And I’m Still Voting For Trump

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#82 Please Don’t Bring This European Style Socialism To America

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