Why does wifi increase the time pooping?

Who said you need your pants down? Just put the seat down and enjoy privacy like you never have before.

According to the spirit of John Harington, who invented the toilet, that is how they were originally meant to be used. Usually because it’s great time to read and temporarily get away from the world. You could be in the middle of a lawsuit and taking a shit is like serenity that allows you to forget it for a moment.

Who said you need your pants down? Just put the seat down and enjoy privacy like you never have before.
Your ass is gonna get crusty and sore after a while.