Leaning Tower Of Niles , Illinois

Leaning Tower Of Niles , Illinois
The Leaning Tower of Niles is, naturally, a replica of Italy’s Leaning Tower of Pisa. It is roughly half-sized, 94 feet vs. the authentic’s 177 feet, and leans about 7’4″ off plum vs. Pisa’s 13 foot tilt. Dying to go to Italy but don’t have the time or money? You’re in luck if you live ...

Our is a Country of Immigrants

Our is a Country of Immigrants
My god ythey are soo stupid. “Ours is a country of immigrants” is a perfectly acceptable grammatical phrase. If you were intelligent you’d understand that it’s NOT a bad joke about immigrants thinking U.S. is pronounced like the pronoun “us,” and you’d also realize that they aren’t saying there are too many immigrants, they’re saying ...

30 Short Jokes and Puns

30 Short Jokes and Puns
1. What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.” 2. You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it. 3. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. Where does ...