Yo Mama Jokes – Harry Potter Edition

Yo Mama Jokes - Harry Potter Edition
yo mama so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses! yo mama so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn’t lift her. yo mama so fat, she makes Hagrid look like “Mini-me”. yo mama so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. yo mama so ugly, even a dementor wouldn’t kiss ...

The Most Important Body Part

The Most Important Body Part
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge. The brain said “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.” The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so ...

Pick a number between 2 and 10

Pick a number between 2 and 10
1. Pick a number between 2 and 10. 2. Multiply that number by 9. 3. You should have a two digit number. Add the two digits together. 4. Subtract 5 from that number. (It’ll always = 4) 5. Correspond that number to a letter in the alphabet: 1=A, 2=B, etc. Stupid But Smart Questions? 6. ...