1.  Not surprised, Satan’s a little bitch. 2.  I’d cry too, if my Pikachu died. 3.  Fuck off, his boyfriend left him for another Sasquatch. 4.  Satan just walked in on his mom and dad getting it on. I’d be crying too. 5.   He fell asleep at a party and woke up with dicks drawn on his face by his friends. 6.  Cause he lost a bet to another fallen angel and had to get a shitty tramp stamp. 7.   He got Teabagged by Santa Claus at the mall. 8.   Because he saw the sad scene where Gandalf, from The Lord of the Rings, diedRead More →

Donald Trump meets with the Queen. He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?” “Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Trump frowns. “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?” The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle.” The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send Theresa May in here, would you?” Theresa May walks into the room. “Yes, your majesty?” The Queen smiles. “AnswerRead More →