FIFA Bans Luis Suarez for 4 Months for Biting Incident

The Liverpool (now Barcelona) star made worldwide headlines in the group stages of the 2014 FIFA World Cup when he, while featuring as striker for Uruguay, bit the shoulder of Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini. The offense itself is, of course, despicable, a completely inexcusable action that also happens to be assault.

Uruguay striker Luis Suarez, right, has been suspended for nine official matches and banned from all football activity for four months by Fifa
Uruguay striker Luis Suarez, right, has been suspended for nine official matches and banned from all football activity for four months by Fifa

That it was at least the third time that Luis Suarez had been caught biting an opponent during a sanctioned match left some analysts and commentators wanting the front man banned from the game for life.

FIFA, within their rights to keep Suarez off the pitch for up to two calendar years, decided that four months was enough.
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Former Baywatch Star Pamela Anderson is Going Broke

No matter what transpires in Pamela Anderson’s life, she seems to land on her feet and stay buoyant. Former Baywatch star went a little overboard remodeling her environmentally friendly Malibu home and reportedly racked up charges of about $1.1 million in 2012 due to construction contractors, along with back taxes that she couldn’t pay. The New York Daily News reported Anderson was forced to list her $7.75 million home on the real estate market in 2013 to dig herself out of debt.

Who could forget Pamela Anderson in her role as lifeguard CJ Parker in hit TV show Baywatch?
Who could forget Pamela Anderson in her role as lifeguard CJ Parker in hit TV show Baywatch?

Nobody understands what’s going on

The sane people like to believe that their public leaders know what’s happening and, even if they might be selfish and short sighted, at least they make decisions with a pretty good grasp of cause and effect.

The insane people like to believe that the real leaders are in the shadows, but they basically believe the same thing about them knowing how to control the world to reach a certain outcome.

A few idiots also believe that THEY know what’s up. That they can personally understand the world and make the best possible decision.

Really, nobody is in control because nobody has a good idea of what the effects of their actions are going to be.

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No way, nobody’s that f*#$!#g stupid