So stalin was giving a speech to a few hundred thousand soldiers… One soldier then sneezes in the middle of stalin’s speech. Stalin stops, looks around and asks: "who sneezed?" there was no answer…. he asks again and sure enough no one answered – Stalin is now pissed, he doesn’t like being ignored so he gets the first row executed. He asks again, and no one answers… "execute the second row" and BAM the second row is dead!
He asks again… then a little scared man puts his hand up, shaking in fear… "it was me… I sneezed" Stalin turns to him and says "bless you" and then carries on with his speech.