1. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
2. I’m sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
3. Great, your mother’s coming to stay with us again.
4. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she’s getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
5. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It’s my turn.
6. Better get ride of these old Penthouse magazines, I don’t look at them anymore.
7. I understand.
8. This movie has too much nudity.
9. Damn, we’re late for church.
10. No. I don’t want to see your sister’s tits.
11. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
12. Put some panties on, for Christ’s sake!