Keeping Up With The Kardashians Humor

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Jokes

Q: What did Kim Kardashian learn about marriage? A: It puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under her eyes! Q: What does Kim Kardashian and my car have in common? A: They both have junk in their trunks. Q: Why don’t the Kardashians like Santa Claus? A: Cause everytime Santa sees them … Read moreKeeping Up With The Kardashians Humor

One child policy in China

In late 1970s, due to the widespread poverty, then Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping viewed the Chinese population under his rule as a huge burden, instead of a productive force. A big decision was made overnight, by a few high-rank Chinese Communist Party (CCP) officials, that each Chinese couple can only have one child, in their … Read moreOne child policy in China

Spelling Bee Jokes and Puns

A child was competing in a spelling bee and was doing quite well, until the moderator said: “your word is ‘inward’ “…. Spelling bee contestant: “N-I-G-G…” Moderator: “Jesus no, stop please! ” Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including “y” ? A: Unquestionablely! Q: What is the … Read moreSpelling Bee Jokes and Puns

Drinking coffee too often decreases the size of your breasts

A recent study done on 269 women concluded that 3 cups of coffee a day can actually reduce the size of breasts. The study was published in the British Journal of Cancer, hardly a sensationalist publication – and the actual study was not really all that sensational. Titled “Coffee intake and CYP1A2*1F genotype predict breast … Read moreDrinking coffee too often decreases the size of your breasts

Laws Similar to Murphy’s Laws

You have probably heard of Murphy’s Laws, but here’s some similar ones you might not know about: Aigner’s Axiom:  No matter how well you perform your job, a superior will seek to modify the results. Airplane Law:  When the plane you’re on is late, the plane you’re transferring to is on time. Alinsky’s Rule for … Read moreLaws Similar to Murphy’s Laws

Greatest Philosophical Questions of All Time

* Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? * If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP? * Does fuzzy logic tickle? * If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? * I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. * How come … Read moreGreatest Philosophical Questions of All Time