Stupidest Questions to Ask a Girl

Don’t ever ask girl this questions.

  • How would you react if I started dressing like a pirate?
  • How long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?
  • Do you believe in ghosts?
  • If I was your favorite pizza, what toppings would I have on me?
  • Hot fudge or whipped cream?
  • Who’s the better toy, Woody or Buzz?
  • If you could only smell like one food for the rest of your life, what would you want to smell like?
  • Can you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
  • What’s your favorite kid’s cereal?
  • If you could make out with any cartoon character, who would you pick?
  • What are you addicted to?
  • What is your superhero alter ego?
  • Do you talk to animals?
  • Do you know how to do the macarena?
  • How many pairs of shoes do you own?
  • What five things do you always have with you?
  • What is the last dream you can remember??
  • What is the most exotic food you’ve ever tried?
  • What is your favorite 80’s movie?
  • What is your favorite 90’s band?
  • If you were going to chug a 2 liter of any beverage, what would it be?
  • What could make me even more irresistible to you?
  • What food would you consider your mortal enemy?
  • Have you ever found a pizza delivery guy attractive?
  • If someone has something between their teeth, would you tell them?
  • If you had to take a pie to the face, what flavor would it be?
  • Which way should toilet paper face on the holder?
  • If you were a man for a day, what would you do?
  • What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
  • Have you ever danced like Napoleon Dynamite?
  • How would you feel if I slept with a stuffed animal?
  • What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
  • Would you still like me if I was a foot shorter?
  • If your life was a sitcom, what would it be called?
  • If you could only ride a unicycle or use stilts to commute, which would you choose?
  • Would you ever drive a motorcycle with me on the back?
  • What’s the funniest prank you’ve ever pulled on someone?
  • Do you think I’d be cute in footie pajamas?
  • Do you think bald is sexy?
  • If you were a super villain, what scandalous crime would you commit?
  • Tennis shoes, high heels, or flip flops?
  • What would you do if a girl tried to buy you a drink?
  • What do you buy at the candy store?
  • If you had to get any weird piercing, what would it be?
  • What dessert best describes your personality and why?
  • If your sex life could be described in eggs, what kind of eggs would it be?
  • What was your most embarrassing moment ever?
  • What is your least favorite movie and why?
  • You’re at Dunkin Donuts, which donut calls your name?
  • What is the funniest pickup line someone has tried to use on you