Rules that Guys Wish Girls Knew

If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down. Birthdays, Valentines and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. ...

Hollywood lessons

– It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. – Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement. – ...

HIGH SCHOOL — 1970 vs. 2012

Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1970 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack… 2012 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack ...