Stupidest Questions to Ask a Girl

Don’t ever ask girl this questions.

  • How would you react if I started dressing like a pirate?
  • How long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?
  • Do you believe in ghosts?
  • If I was your favorite pizza, what toppings would I have on me?
  • Hot fudge or whipped cream?
  • Who’s the better toy, Woody or Buzz?
  • If you could only smell like one food for the rest of your life, what would you want to smell like?
  • Can you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
  • What’s your favorite kid’s cereal?
  • If you could make out with any cartoon character, who would you pick?
  • What are you addicted to?
  • What is your superhero alter ego?
  • Do you talk to animals?
  • Do you know how to do the macarena?
  • How many pairs of shoes do you own?
  • What five things do you always have with you?
  • What is the last dream you can remember??
  • What is the most exotic food you’ve ever tried?
  • What is your favorite 80’s movie?
  • What is your favorite 90’s band?
  • If you were going to chug a 2 liter of any beverage, what would it be?
  • What could make me even more irresistible to you?
  • What food would you consider your mortal enemy?
  • Have you ever found a pizza delivery guy attractive?
  • If someone has something between their teeth, would you tell them?
  • If you had to take a pie to the face, what flavor would it be?
  • Which way should toilet paper face on the holder?
  • If you were a man for a day, what would you do?
  • What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
  • Have you ever danced like Napoleon Dynamite?
  • How would you feel if I slept with a stuffed animal?
  • What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
  • Would you still like me if I was a foot shorter?
  • If your life was a sitcom, what would it be called?
  • If you could only ride a unicycle or use stilts to commute, which would you choose?
  • Would you ever drive a motorcycle with me on the back?
  • What’s the funniest prank you’ve ever pulled on someone?
  • Do you think I’d be cute in footie pajamas?
  • Do you think bald is sexy?
  • If you were a super villain, what scandalous crime would you commit?
  • Tennis shoes, high heels, or flip flops?
  • What would you do if a girl tried to buy you a drink?
  • What do you buy at the candy store?
  • If you had to get any weird piercing, what would it be?
  • What dessert best describes your personality and why?
  • If your sex life could be described in eggs, what kind of eggs would it be?
  • What was your most embarrassing moment ever?
  • What is your least favorite movie and why?
  • You’re at Dunkin Donuts, which donut calls your name?
  • What is the funniest pickup line someone has tried to use on you

Man Turns Himself In After Police Complete His Facebook Challenge

A man wanted on two probation violations promise to police in Redford Township, Michigan: Get 1,000 shares on their next Facebook post and he’d hand himself over, along with donuts and a promise to clean up litter around public schools. “Yeah I’m not worried about it,” Michael Zaydel, 21, wrote in what appeared to be a private Facebook message sent to the department. Redford police used a screenshot of his message as a Facebook. It had been shared more than 4,000.

Walmart is working with the government to turn it’s locations into FEMA prisons

For those who don’t know, “FEMA” stands for the “U.S. Federal Emergency Management Agency”. This agency is responsible for devising plans of action in case of a giant nationwide emergency.

It’s hard to imagine that Walmart could be the center of a conspiracy but then again..I guess it really isn’t all that surprising since there are conspiracies about almost everything these days. Back in 2016, Walmart announced that they would be closing 269 stores around the world, 154 in the US alone. Affecting some 16,000 workers, it seemed odd and out of nowhere. Some workers claim that some closings were so abrupt that they had no warnings of any kind. Some reasons the company have given for the closings range from “corporate restructuring” to remodeling. The conspiracy theory is that Walmart is actually working with/for the government to turn these sites into FEMA prison camps. And that the quick closing of so many stores is so that construction can begin to convert the buildings into camps. Along with this theory is that there are secret tunnels being constructed underneath Walmarts connecting them to other “Walmart camps” all over the country. To my knowledge, this conspiracy is relatively new but fascinating none the less.

US Fema Concentration Camps In Case Of Martial Law
FEMA CAMPS are being setup in Walmart!!!

U.S Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is planning, The FEMA camps theory is a conspiracy theory that the

US Citizens Will Be Imprisoned in concentration camps. Martial law disaster Crisis.

Fema Responds To Major Distasters, Established By Jimmy Carter 1979.