Man locked his head in a cage in an attempt to stop smoking

In an unusual bid to quit smoking, a 42-year-old man in the western province of Kütahya has begun wearing a helmet-like wire cage on his head, locked on two sides.

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Turkey English-language news outlet, the Hürriyet Daily News, published a story on 1 July 2013 about 42-year-old İbrahim Yücel’s desperate attempt to quit smoking. According to the article, Yücel designed his own cage after smoking two packs of cigarettes a day for more than two decades.

Ibrahim said he is trying to shake off the habit of smoking two packs of cigarettes a day, which he has been doing for 26 years

He says he was inspired to create the helmet-like head cage by observing motorcycle helmets, after trying without success to quit smoking several times in the past. His father died of lung cancer caused by smoking some years ago.

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It’s unclear how long Yücel ended up wearing the device or if he was ultimately successful in kicking his smoking habit. The Hürriyet Daily News report was published just two days after Yücel started wearing the anti-smoking cage. And although the cage successfully prevented him from smoking during this time, we have not been able to find any updates since on Yücel’s smoking habits.

Dumbest Things Kanye West Has Ever Said

At the MTV Awards in 2009, Kanye West found a way to try and ruin Taylor Swift‘s night as well as make himself look like even more of a jerk. At the MTV Awards in 2009, Kanye West found a way to try and ruin Taylor Swift‘s night as well as make himself look like even more of a jerk.

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“I have reached the point where my Truman Show boat has crashed into the painting.” So Kanye believes he’s gone beyond the 4th wall and has achieved some level of enlightenment we common folk are too blind to see… this would certainly explain why he spouts so much gibberish.

“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me, like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.” Truly sir, the weight on the world rests on your shoulders. How do you cope with such strain, which would surely destroy a lesser man?

“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform.” Kanye €“ who has previously on this list professed to be the social nucleus, with his finger on the pulse of society’s woes  clearly doesn’t have a lot of pain in his life then. How about he stops looking at the porn he loves so much on that laptop, and seeks out a live video of himself on YouTube…

“Like, I’m just giving up my body on the stage; I’m putting my life at risk, literally!” Nothing literal about this mate, having plastic cups and maybe the odd coin thrown in the direction of the stage certainly isn’t life threatening.

“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph”. 1) Kanye West of all people implying that anything is self-absorbed is painful 2) He’d be hard pressed to get a book’s autograph, even if he did want it. *Incidentally, Kanye’s book ‘Kanye West Presents Thank You and You’re Welcome’ is available on Amazon for a super-afforadable price*

“God chose me. He mad a path for me. I am God’s vessel.” As if Kanye’s ego could get any more inflate here he is implying he is God’s very own avatar on earth…

“There’s certain things that black people are the best at and certain things white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I’m’a go get that. Like, on Christmas, I don’t but any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house I don’t want my credit to look black”. Clearly Kanye isn’t averse to a bit of stereotyping, even if he is the same man who co-wrote Never Let Me Down.

“Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one that believed it?” Yes, yes we would. And if you’re insistent on attempting this odd pseudo-intelligence at least get a synonym for believe €“ it’s jarring to say it three times in that short space.

“I’ve never done a publicity stunt in my life. Anytime I went up and spoke my mind it was always what I thought was the truth.” Does that make you a racist confederate then, Kanye? With some of the quotations on here, I can’t say I’m surprised to be fair.

Jokes only smart people will get

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1. This clever bit
What happens when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic, and an insomniac?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
2. This joke for English majors
Doctor: I’m afraid you have onomatopoeia
Man: Oh no! What is that?
Doctor: It’s exactly what it sounds like.
3. This joke for those who know binary code
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
4. This geometric joke
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.
5. This biological pun
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans. (Genes)
6. This literary/cinematic pun combo
What do you call the Pride and Prejudice film with subtitles?
7. This joke for all the philosophers out there
One evening René Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, “Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?”. Descartes replied, “I think not.”, and promptly vanished!
8. This bit of psychology humor
Who is this Rorschach guy, and why is he always drawing pictures of my parents fighting 9. This mathematic joke
A mathematician comes home at 3:00 in the morning to find his wife waiting up fo him.
“You’re late!” she yells angrily. “You said you’d be home by 11:45!”
“Actually,” the mathematician replies, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”
10. This linguistic joke
A Roman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “I’d like a martinus.” The bartender says, “Don’t you mean a martini?” The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I’d have asked for one!”
11. And this numerical one
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says “five beers please.”
12. This pun based in classic literature
My best friend and I were coming home after a long day of shopping. In order to get into the house, we have to go through the garage door and then through the mudroom door. Our hands were very full of bags from our retail therapy day, so I was struggling very much to get the key into the lock. He was getting a little annoyed while waiting, but I managed to turn the key and get into the garage. Go figure, the door to the mudroom was locked too. At this point, he was exasperated, so I turned to him and said, “Well, one does not simply walk into more doors.”
13. This joke about the fuzziest lil’ paradox
Schrödinger’s Cat walks into a bar…
… and doesn’t!
14. And this one, which adds even more quantum physics into the mix
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are riding in a car, and get pulled over.
Officer: “Do you have any idea how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg: “No, but I can tell you exactly where we are.”
The officer, annoyed, asks to search the car. He opens the trunk.
Officer: “Sir, do you know the cat in your truck is dead?”
Schrodinger: “Well it is now!”