Deyana Mounira in Dog Sexual Assault Suit

This is the most ridiculous story ever! I hope he goes to jail for being ridiculous

Instagram model Deyana Mounira showed up for a photo shoot at the home of a guy named Tony Toutouni … who says he’s “Instagram famous.” he have 1.5 million followers. During the photo shoot … Tony says Deyana started playing around with his dog, Hef.

According to the lawsuit, Tony’s filed against Deyana … Hef stands about 5′ when on his hind legs, while Deyana goes about 5’6″. As Tony puts it, Deyana “began sensually playing with Hef; arousing Hef by playing with his genitals and masturbating him.”

Tony says Hef was totally into it, and started mounting and thrusting and “even appeared to place his front legs on buttocks.

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In the suit, filed by attorney Ardy Pirnia, Tony says he told Deyana and the photog he did NOT want the footage on the Internet … and they agreed. However, the video and photos showed up on her IG a couple days later.

Gotta say, the video’s pretty damning, although it’s hard to tell who’s the aggressor. Tony later posted the video himself, but added the caption, “I can’t believe this Thirsty girl used my dog to gain followers.”

Any woman who deliberately arouses an animal in front of a camera then is so proud of herself she posts the video online is mentally defective. She seriously needs a psychiatric evaluation.

Tony is suing Deyana for fraud and infliction of emotional distress (on Tony, not Hef). Good luck proving it, but he wants her to fork over $1.5 million in damages.

Best Star Wars Jokes and Puns

Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

A: Because he has a green thumb.

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Q: And why can’t you count on his to pick up the tab?

A: Because he’s always a little short.

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Q: How do you get down from a bantha?

A: You don’t. You get down from a goose.

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Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?

A: “Give me a beer and a mop.”

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Jabba the Hut is fat.

How fat is he?

So fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “that’s no moon.”

 

Star Wars NavajoTristan Ahtone/FronterasEpisode II: Bar Wars

 

The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.

“Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”

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Luke walks into the Mos Eisley cantina, cradling a slab of dirt in his arms.

“What’ll it be?” asks the barman.

“A pint for me, and one for the road.”

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The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

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An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”

The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”

“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

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A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?”

“I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?”

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Two Jawas walk under a bar.

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Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.

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A Hutt slithers into the food court. The cashier says, “Hey! We have a pizza place named after you!”

The Hutt says, “You have a pizza place named Jabba Desilijic Tiure?”

 

Episode III: If Darth Vader’s Final Words Were Dad Jokes

 

“Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.”

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“Luke…did you know I almost joined the Jedi Debate Team? …Somebody talked me out of it.”

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“Luke…did you know R2D2 used to work for me? …He asked to be paid under the table.”

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“Luke… I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built… It was riveting, Luke. It was riveting…

Dolores Leis : Female Donald Trump Lookalike

A woman in Spain has found unexpected fame on social media after many found she bore a striking resemblance to U.S. President Donald Trump. Dolores Leis Antelo gave an interview to her local newspaper last week about her life and the image of her holding a hoe at her farm in Nanton, La Coruna, was shared around the world.

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A journalist reporting on farming in northwestern Spain posted on Instagram a picture of Dolores Leis dressed in farm clothing with a hoe over her shoulder, prompting thousands of responses.

The 64-year-old has since been asked to comment on pressing U.S. policy and international issues — though she has shown more concern for a moth plague threatening her potato crops.

“I say that it must be because of the color of the hair,” Leis told the La Voz de Galicia newspaper Tuesday

She is different to Trump on one issue though — she doesn’t use a mobile phone and has little interest in online chatter.

Leis, who appears standing in the middle of her farming plot, her frowning face looking away from the camera and blond hair held by a diadem, has many fans now.

A Galician native who has lived in the same town since she married her husband four decades ago, Leis works at home and at her farm, where the reporter found her last week planting potatoes.

Leis told the newspaper she has not felt overwhelmed by sudden fame because, without a smartphone, the online buzz is easy to ignore.

“I look at everything that my daughters show me, but it never stung my curiosity to have one .