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Clever sayings and quotes

Clever sayings and quotes

“I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.” Author Unknown “A computer once beat me at chess, but...

Just some drunk guy asking for a push

Just some drunk guy asking for a push

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring...

An Irishman’s been drinking at a pub

An Irishman’s been drinking at a pub

An Irishman’s been drinking at a pub all night. When he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, but to no avail. Again, he...

Leslie Nielsen and Police Squad

Leslie Nielsen and Police Squad

He died November 28th 2010. great actor, very funny man. He is one man who never fails to crack you up. For someone named Leslie, he was funny as hell.

Cowlicks were from cows licking your head

Cowlicks were from cows licking your head

*Mission Impossible theme* Did’nt you all know this is actually what happens? Morning wood is done the same way only with the help of the magical hooker fairy.