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The laws of physics as they apply in cartoons

The laws of physics as they apply in cartoons

Cartoon Law I Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until...

Man leaving the bar so intoxicated

Man leaving the bar so intoxicated

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the...

Some of the best one liners on the internet

Some of the best one liners on the internet

Every morning is the dawn of a new error- For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. The beatings will continue until morale improves. I used up all my sick days, so...

A newlywed couple moves into their new house

A newlywed couple moves into their new house

One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do...

He is not acting like the hero Singapore needs

He is not acting like the hero Singapore needs

A 23-year-old man, Batman Suparman, was today (Nov 11) jailed two years and nine months for multiple theft and housebreaking offences. Batman admitted to six counts of theft, two counts related to house trespass,...

Brilliant One Liners That Would Make Your Day

Brilliant One Liners That Would Make Your Day

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother. Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q:...

The Stella Awards – 2013 Winners

The Stella Awards – 2013 Winners

  The Stellas are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the...

Collection of men’s thoughts on their women

Collection of men’s thoughts on their women

…she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen. Bases loaded, two strikes, three balls. The crowd goes wild, the pitch flies, and all I can see is her butt....