7 Inch Body Spray Found Up Lawyer’s Anus

A 39-year-old lawyer was admitted to a university teaching hospital because he shoved a ladies’ body spray bottle so far up his rectum that he couldn’t remove it himself, even though he had been able to remove it on previous occasions.

The perfume was called “Impulse Body Spay,” which actually seems to have worked on this lawyer. The bottle measured 3 cm by 17 cm, and emergency room doctors had to sedate the man with spinal anesthetic and remove the “rectal foreign body” (yes, that’s what it’s called in medical terms) with their bare (sterilized, gloved) hands.

The man’s rectum swelled up like a happy birthday balloon at the supermarket, but eventually the procedure was successfully performed.

Impulse Body Spay

He was offered, but later refused, psychological counseling after the incident. The picture on the left shows the man’s perfume-filled rectum, while the picture on the right is of a man who shoved a d***o up there. A 20 cm by 4 cm d***o. That’s like a 7.8 inch penis. The average is 6 inches. This man had an entire bottle in his rectum larger than most male penises.

McDonald’s Discontinued Szechuan Sauce ‘Rick and Morty’

A promotion for the 1998 Disney film Mulan, this McNugget  Szechuan sauce  was a delectable concoction only available for a limited time around the movie’s release. Some people have become obsessed with the sauce, and it really drives their whole character arc, as it were.

If you watched the first episode of Rick and Morty season 3, this is the original ad for the Szechuan dipping sauce, Rick was talking about.

Szechuan Sauce Returned to the Public Eye Thanks to a ‘Rick and Morty’ Episode
Szechuan sauce was only around for a limited time. It was part of a Mulan promotion from McDonald’s in 1998.

This all got started when Rick and Morty‘s Season 3 premiere was released unexpectedly on April Fool’s. The end of the episode featured Rick telling Morty that he was doing everything pretty much because he wanted to taste that Szechuan sauce again.

And I’ll go and I’ll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce Morty, because that’s what this is all about, Morty, that’s my one-armed man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake. I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty. If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty. That’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty. Season, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce…”

Fans thought that there was little chance McDonald’s would bring back that delicious sauce, since McDonald’s no longer works with Disney. Even though a live-action Mulan is premiering in 2018, the chances of a promotion seemed slim. Back in 2006, Disney’s promotional agreement with McDonald’s ended. Disney had a cross-promotional deal with McDonald’s that included having figurines from its movies in McDonald’s Happy Meals. But Disney ended that deal, stating that part of the reason was because the company wanted to distance itself from fast food and its link to childhood obesity.

 Picture of Szechuan Sauce Is Selling for $12,500 on eBay
The bids jumped from $21 up to $1,000 and then from $1,000 up to $9,998. Other listings on ebay aren’t faring as well.

Back in the day, the Szechuan sauce was loved by people who reviewed it. So all this hype may not just be “hype.” In this post from eight years ago, one person notes that the limited edition Mulan sauce was “godlike.”


Others, however, disagree. One Redditor said the Szechuan sauce was too “salty sweet.” And meanwhile, more suspicious people are wondering if this was a product placement that worked really, really well.


If you want to try it yourself, don’t go to ebay. Deceptive auctions look like they’re selling the dipping sauce, but they’re actually selling photos of the sauce. We have no idea if the bids on this one are real or fake, but one person named trainer_bob is selling a printed picture of the dipping sauce and has gotten 23 bids, reaching more than $12,000 total. He wrote, “…clearly a fun joke listing but if you win You’ll receive a printed picture of this nugget being dipped in that delicious … sauce!”

McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce Recipe


• 6 cloves garlic
• 4 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
• Soy sauce (do not use low sodium)
• 2 tablespoons plum sake
• 3 1/2 tablespoons Sriracha sauce
• 2 tablespoons brown sugar
• 2 tablespoons white sugar
• Red pepper flakes, to taste
• Minced garlic, to taste


1. Mince garlic and heat it up in a skillet.
2. Add balsamic vinegar and soy sauce, to taste. Add the plum sake and let it boil off. (Williams recommends drinking some of the leftover plum sake while cooking.)
3. Add remaining ingredients to skillet. Let simmer for five minutes, stirring constantly.

Russians playing real Russian roulette at a Wedding

The graphic video you’ll see to your left is of real Russians playing real Russian roulette, which probably made the bride regret her decline of having a “Casino” theme at the wedding. That’s on her.

What the hell is it with people and bringing guns to weddings? This happened in Moscow, so you know, at least it happened in its birthplace.

Most news headlines for this story read “Russian Roulette Goes Wrong At Wedding”, which is actually in accurate. Isn’t this a case of Russian roulette going right? That’s like seeing someone win a hand of poker and saying that the game went “wrong”.

So, the first douchebag brings out a gun and shoots himself in the temple with only a click. He looks around to see who else wants a piece of the action. The guy next to him, most likely wanting to impress one of the pretty ladies at the beginning of the video (nothing a girl likes more than a dude who’s willing to do something stupid for no reason…no, seriously), takes a shot himself, and as the man behind the first guy tries to take the gun out of his hands, he probably saved his life.

The man got away with a severe head wound, but did not die. The only thing that probably saved him was the man with the good sense to want to take the gun out of the ridiculously stupid guys holding the guns, but hey, they were holding a gun so what can you do?

According to the Huffington Post, the man who brought the gun initially has been charged with “Hooliganism”. Which, if you’re in a Russian jail, is probably the most embarrassing “what’re you in for” story you could have.