Good Break Up Quotes That Work

I accidently kissed someone today, after 10 minutes I realized it wasn’t you, is it over between us now?

Dating and looking good is just too much work for one person, so I decided to go with “looking good”.

Choose between your mother and me! If it’s her, I don’t want to see you again. If it’s me… you’ll treat me like that one day, I don’t want to see you again.

I suffer from chronic claustrophobia: I can only stay in this relationship if you agree that I am free to date anyone my heart desire and obviously that means we will see a whole lot less of each other.

What goes POOF and it’s gone? You out of my life!

90% of the women in our family are psychopaths. I don’t want you to walk away, I think you should run while you’re still ok.

When I date someone for longer than a {week} then my dead great grandfather starts to haunt and injure that person. Be safe!

Santa said he’s giving me the perfect boy friend for Christmas, I’m sorry it wasn’t you.

It’s time for spring break in our relationship. Catch you next winter Ok!

I have been reading my future, and unfortunately you weren’t in it!

Good Break Up Quotes