Funny Wonder Woman Jokes

Q: What did Wonder Woman say to Spider Man?
A: “Don’t bug me.”

Q: What do you call it when Wonder Woman breaks wind?
A: An invisible “jet.”

Q: What is Wonder Womans favorite part of a joke?
A: The “punch” line!

Q: Why can’t Wonder Woman drive a car?
A: Because she’s a woman.

Q: Why did Wonder Woman refuse to date Mr. Freeze?
A: He gave her the cold shoulder.

Q: Why did Wonder Woman stop checking her email?
A: Her inbox was loaded with Spamazons.

Q: What is Wonder Womans favorite book?
A: Alice in Wonderland!

Q: What is Wonder Womans favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!

Q: Why did Wonder Woman flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty!

Q: What’s the difference between Wonder Woman and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

Q: Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
A: Because she wears a belt on her head.

Q: What does Wonder Woman put in her beverages?
A: Just ice.

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There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman.
In the third corner you find Wonder Woman.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first?

A: None, because none of these characters exist.