How Many Feminists Does It Take to Make A Knock-Knock Joke

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If you’ve ever had tender breasts, you already know how hard it is to ignore your boobs right before Aunt Flo visits—and will understand why this is one of the funniest feminist jokes out there.

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient feminist.

Impatient fem—

WHY DON’T WE HAVE EQUAL PAY YET??

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Online harassment.

Online harassment who?

Isn’t that just like a stupid whore to say something like that—I hope you die.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

You should smile mo—

I’m gonna stop you right there, dude.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the swamp and fill it up with lady-haters, looks like.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do I can do for eighty-seven cents on the dollar.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry the hell up and join the twenty-first century, corporate boards, geez.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business what I’m wearing.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Preëxisting.

Preëxisting who?

If your last name is “condition,” you can just keep moving right along, pal.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben protesting this shit my whole life, feels like.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream right now if I could but then you’d say I was being hysterical.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish I didn’t have to tell knock-knock jokes to get my point across.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Men!

Men who?

EXACTLY.