What do you call 10 Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon? A problem.
What do you call 100 Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon? A problem.
What do you call 1000 Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon? Still a problem.
What do you call all of the Dallas Cowboys fans on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
A Dallas Cowboys Fan in Heaven
A Cowboys fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Royal Blue and Silver jersey. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. “Hello mate” says St. Peter, “I’m sorry, no Cowboys fans in heaven.” “What?” exclaims the man, astonished. “You heard, no Cowboys fans.” “But, but, but, I’ve been a good man”, replies the Cowboys supporter. “Oh really”, says St. Peter. “What have you done, then?” “Well” said the supporter, “Three weeks before I died, I gave 100 dollars to the starving children in Africa”. “Oh” says St.Peter. “anything else?” “Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 100 dollars to the homeless.” “Hmmm. Anything else?” “Yeah. A week before I died I gave 100 dollars to the Albanian orphans.” “Okay”, said St. Peter, “You wait here a minute while I have a word with the god.” Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, “I’ve had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here’s your $300 dollars back, now f**k off”.