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We all know by now that the mission to Mars is probably one of the most important projects that human kind has ever undertaken. But despite the billions spent, the result is still far from satisfactory. One of the main reasons is the fact that a 2-year long journey to Mars could bring catastrophic effects to the human body. The side effects of this incredibly long journey is very harmful due to the lack of gravity, leading to issues ranging from decreasing bone density to muscle atrophy. The reason why our bones and muscles are the way they are, is due to the gravitational forceRead More →

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. SexRead More →