1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can’t woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say “hi, my name’s Bob. I’m an alcoholic”? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge butRead More →

– It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. – A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. – If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. – Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. – It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts – your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked outRead More →

1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, officer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?” 2. When police officer asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. 3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to…… 5. Ask if you can see his gun. 6. When he says you aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 7. Touch him. 8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.Read More →