The first one says “I like to operate on librarians. When you open them up, everything is sorted alphabetically” The second one says “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is numbered and organized” The third one says “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded” The fourth one says “Guys come on, operating on politicians is the best and clearly the easiest” The other three are looking at each other in disbelief. One of them asks why. So the surgeon says “They are heartless, gutless, spineless and heads and asses are interchangeable!”  Read More →

North Korea: Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be landing a man on the sun within 10 years.   A startled reporter shouted, “But the sun is thousands   degrees Celsius. No one can get within 10 million miles of the sun!” The audience was stunned at the reporter’s brazen challenge and the room fell into a long silence. But instead of having the reporter arrested, Kim calmly replied, “We will land at night.” The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause. Back in Washington, Nancy Pelosi and her staff were watching. When PelosiRead More →

He sees a black man sitting casually at the side, and is disgusted by the sight of him. He then waves to the bartender and says, “I’d like to order a beer for everyone here except the black guy.” As everyone else is treated to a beer, he looks back at the black man in hopes of getting a reaction out of him. The black man still sits casually, this time with a smile on his face. Confused and annoyed, the racist man waves again to the bartender and says, “another round for everyone except that same man.” As everyone else enjoys their second beer,Read More →