An Arab woman found a magic lamp, she rubbed it passionately. Immediately an enormous and terrifying genie rose out of the magic lamp saying: “I’m your slave, I can make three wishes of yours come true, but I have only one condition” woman: what is your condition? genie: You should know that your husband will … Read moreWhat is a common Arabic joke?
In a school in the republic of Georgia the teacher asked the students to tell about their fathers. “Turashvili, tell about your father.” “My father grows oranges. He takes them to Moscow, sells there and makes good money.” “Now you, Beridze.” “My father grows laurel leaves. He takes them to Moscow, sells there, and makes … Read moreBest Jokes From the Soviet Union – Go to Gulag
Ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay … Read moreHow our tax system works?
Tommy CooperA guy wakes up in a hospital bed and screams ,”Doctor ! I can’t feel my legs !”The doctor says, “I know you can’t. I’ve just chopped your arms off !” Steven Wright“I’ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious. Bill Hicks “Wouldn’t you … Read moreFunny Jokes From Comedy Legends
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose. We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs. Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus. … Read moreThe Legendary Robin Williams Puns
A woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?” The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.” The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?” The woman … Read moreIt can cost upwards of $60/day to park your car in New York
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing … Read moreHow many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?