North Korea: Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be landing a man on the sun within 10 years.   A startled reporter shouted, “But the sun is thousands   degrees Celsius. No one can get within 10 million miles of the sun!” The audience was stunned at the reporter’s brazen challenge and the room fell into a long silence. But instead of having the reporter arrested, Kim calmly replied, “We will land at night.” The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause. Back in Washington, Nancy Pelosi and her staff were watching. When PelosiRead More →

He sees a black man sitting casually at the side, and is disgusted by the sight of him. He then waves to the bartender and says, “I’d like to order a beer for everyone here except the black guy.” As everyone else is treated to a beer, he looks back at the black man in hopes of getting a reaction out of him. The black man still sits casually, this time with a smile on his face. Confused and annoyed, the racist man waves again to the bartender and says, “another round for everyone except that same man.” As everyone else enjoys their second beer,Read More →

You wake up face down on the pavement. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. You see a ’60 minutes’ news team waiting in your office. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and they aren’t there. You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city. You wake up to discover your waterbed has broken, then remember you don’t have a waterbed. Your car horn goes of accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels down theRead More →